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    Okay, I'm hereby starting a new story thread. It's an omage to the brilliance of E229. Since he officially shut down his thread. I'm respecting his decision and starting my own. It was such a great idea and a fun thread.

    It was a beautiful clear blue day and I was taking a walk.
    Last edited by MaryJane69; 03-03-2008, 03:03 PM.
    It's not the destination, but the journey that matters.

    Stay safe

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    I then saw something strange in the woods, NO! It couldn't be! It was...........

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    • #3
      it was......a squirrel with white teeth and........
      "sauver ou périr"

      "courage et dévouement"

      2 french mottoes in french fire service.

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      • #4
        ...he was carrying his nuts in his...
        Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
        IAFF Local 2339
        K of C 4th Degree
        "LEATHER FOREVER"
        Member I.A.C.O.J.
        http://www.tfdfire.com/
        "Fir na tine"

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        • #5
          ...... pocket
          It's not the destination, but the journey that matters.

          Stay safe

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          • #6
            ...Which explained the look of intense pain on his furry little face.

            Even more amazing was what he had...
            Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
            IAFF Local 2339
            K of C 4th Degree
            "LEATHER FOREVER"
            Member I.A.C.O.J.
            http://www.tfdfire.com/
            "Fir na tine"

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            • #7
              in his pouch! No wait, squirrels aren't marsupials - so it must be his sporran!

              I wouldn't have believed that a squirrels sporran could hold a ...
              Last edited by volfirie; 03-04-2008, 08:20 AM.
              "Professional" means your attitude to the job...

              Nullus Anxietas ..... (T Pratchett)

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              • #8
                ...an entire bottle of Bushmills!

                With a decidedly Irish brogue, he turned, and said;...
                Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
                IAFF Local 2339
                K of C 4th Degree
                "LEATHER FOREVER"
                Member I.A.C.O.J.
                http://www.tfdfire.com/
                "Fir na tine"

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                • #9
                  "irish beer sir,the best.you want some?".

                  then he decided to walk but he began to stagger....
                  "sauver ou périr"

                  "courage et dévouement"

                  2 french mottoes in french fire service.

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                  • #10
                    ...So I quickly...
                    Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
                    IAFF Local 2339
                    K of C 4th Degree
                    "LEATHER FOREVER"
                    Member I.A.C.O.J.
                    http://www.tfdfire.com/
                    "Fir na tine"

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                    • #11
                      slapped his ***** and called him Nancy. To which he replied..

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                      • #12
                        "Hey, watch my nuts!". So, I quickly....
                        I am now a past chief and the views, opinions, and comments are mine and mine alone. I do not speak for any department or in any official capacity. Although, they would be smart to listen to me.

                        "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

                        "When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

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                        • #13
                          "i quickly"....run cause this squirrel had long teeth and was ready to.....
                          "sauver ou périr"

                          "courage et dévouement"

                          2 french mottoes in french fire service.

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                          • #14
                            bury my nuts, but I turned around and.....

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                            • #15
                              ...hail started to fall from the sky and a flying burrito truck plummeted from the sky into the pine trees and a raging tornado flattened the forest and then sixteen stones fell from the tornado as it returned to the clouds and they formed a pyramid and a green glow began to oscillate from inside said pyramid and then out of nowhere...

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