You only have to be stupid once to be dead permanently IACOJ Power Company Liason When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. - Dave Barry.
Well, the link's not working for me, but that's probably just as well....
Thank you so much, Britney, for your unselfish contributions to Louisiana's image problems....
Chief Dwayne LeBlanc
Paincourtville Volunteer Fire Department
Paincourtville, LA
"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream — and I hope you don't find this too crazy — is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad."
— C.D. Bales, "Roxanne"
"She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist."
Yep, that's the word that comes to mind when I think of Britney Spears....dainty
Chief Dwayne LeBlanc
Paincourtville Volunteer Fire Department
Paincourtville, LA
"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream — and I hope you don't find this too crazy — is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad."
— C.D. Bales, "Roxanne"
My first thought when reading the title of this thread was "Yeah, I saw those pictures".
But then I realized you mean she shaved her HEAD.
Anyway, she got it all wrong this time. The way the rule goes is, "A woman should have no hair BELOW her eyebrows". Hair ABOVE the eyebrows is just fine, and in fact, preferred.
she is probably doped up and flying higher than a kite during this whole incident.
What she needs to do is:
Clean up her act
Get back in shape
Pose for Playboy
and THEN do a comeback Tour
The Box. You opened it. We Came...
"You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."
If she is on cocaine, she is still a newbie because she still has too much weight on her to be a good ol' fashioned crack head
Coke....Heck...LOOK at her face. she and Lindsy have the same "Coke Face". She has the money for Coke.....not to many rich folks opt for a cheap, street level drug such as crack....that would be beneath them. And to achieve a level of "Crackheaddom" as to be scrawney and shanky....you have to do ALOT of crack over a fair amount of time. Coke and X are the party go'ers drug.....well....that and Heroin in NYC these days.
she is probably doped up and flying higher than a kite during this whole incident.
What she needs to do is:
Clean up her act
Get back in shape
Pose for Playboy
and THEN do a comeback Tour
....although I suppose the comeback tour could be optional....
This girl is heading down that slippery slope to true weirdness like Michael Jackson or Madonna...expect to see more and more bizarre behavior as she degrades from merely a spoiled rich celebrity to a truly eccentric oddball....Mark my words.
Also, look for teenage girls to suddenly decide to sport the bald look so they can show their "individuality" just like everybody else....
*Side note to JHR1985....regarding the appearance in Playboy....do you think there's still parts of her we haven't already seen? *
Chief Dwayne LeBlanc
Paincourtville Volunteer Fire Department
Paincourtville, LA
"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream — and I hope you don't find this too crazy — is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad."
— C.D. Bales, "Roxanne"
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