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  • A little girl and her fire truck

    I found this on another site and thought I would share.

    A fire fighter is polishing a fire engine outside the station
    when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
    ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

    The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagontied
    to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look,

    "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

    "Thanks," the girl says.

    The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one
    wagon leash to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.

    "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell
    you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
    around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster."

    The little girl pauses for a moment to think, looks at the wagon,at the
    dog and at the cat, then shyly looks up into the fireman's eyes
    and says......

    "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would
    I" .

  • #2
    Lmao:d :d :d
    Firefighter for Vestal 32-2

    American Red Cross Volunteer


    • #3
      haha, thats pretty good.
      Get busy livin, or get busy dyin. - Shawshank Redemption


      • #4
        Obviously A Dog Lover...

        Imagine, a little girl leading a guy around by his b***s...
        No good deed goes unpunished


        • #5
          There are about 4 other threads with that story floating around.
          FF I
          FF II
          Hazmat Operations

          The light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarly shut off due to the current work load. The Mangement

          When all else fails USE DUCT-TAPE!!!

          My views posted in this fourm are my personal views only and do not reflect on any agencies that I am afiliated with.


          • #6
            IM a girl who loves fire trucks and sirens.

            it excites me a little


            • #7
              I like my firetrucks because..

              my pa used to be a firemen. And now I am going to school to be in ems myself this fall. Thats why I like my firetrucks and sirens.


              • #8
                this is very... very... very.... old.
                The Box. You opened it. We Came...

                "You'll take my life but I'll take your's too. You'll fire musket but I'll run you through. So when your waiting for the next attack, you'll better understand there's no turn back."


                • #9
                  Oh yeah...how old?? (dead give away on your seniority, huh?! LOL)

                  Some of us are just getting started.

                  You knew as soon as you heard she had it tied to his balls...that was funny. Thanks.


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JHR1985 View Post
                    this is very... very... very.... old.
                    Yeah...but if you have a short term memory it is funny every time
                    The thoughts and opinions posted here are mine and mine alone and do not reflect the thoughts and or views of city or dept affiliation.


                    • #11
                      True, True...............

                      Originally posted by jccrabby3084 View Post
                      Yeah...but if you have a short term memory it is funny every time
                      AND, as an added bonus, you get to meet new people every day.....
                      Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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                      Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                      Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                      IACOJ Budget Analyst

                      I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.



                      • #12
                        I dunno how I would get by a day with out seeing my firetruck!

                        I am old enough ~! lol Try 22


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