For Malahat and the other Canadians.

[Dickey]

The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard Look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

Now that is awesome!!!! Stick that up your Jihad!!

Our vetrans don't the the respect they deserve.
I still say F**k the French!!

[ndvfdff33]

Thanks for that one. One of my Master Corporals Just said that one the other day

[tfdping1018]

Ouch!


You let the Germans invade you once or twice, and the rest of the world never lets you live it down.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wouldn't be so bad if they wouldn't turn tail and run every time a cap gun is fired.

[mcaldwell]

Ouch!


You let the Germans invade you once or twice, and the rest of the world never lets you live it down.

[tfdping1018]

It doesn't matter which way they are pointing, its kind of hard to fire with white flags sticking out of them. :O

[MalahatTwo7]

How many gears does a French tank have?

5- 4 for reverse and 1 to go foreward (in case they are attacked from the rear)

HAHAHAAHA I was thinking about that when I made my ealier post. Except that I was thinking 6 gears - 1 fwd and FIVE reverse. LOL

Oh and which way to the guns on their tanks point?

[tfdping1018]

How many gears does a French tank have?

5- 4 for reverse and 1 to go foreward (in case they are attacked from the rear)

[MalahatTwo7]

Give credit where it is due.

At least they can catch a snail.

But only if it's in FULL retreat.

[FlyingKiwi]

Give credit where it is due.

At least they can catch a snail.

[doughesson]

Do you think that french fried snails might go over big in the Mickie D's there?Super Size me!

I'd rather eat MREs than snails on a regular basis.

[lvwrench]

Do you think that french fried snails might go over big in the Mickie D's there?Super Size me!

[doughesson]

At least they got the wine and the champaigne right.

Yeah,but we have actors with no previous experience making better quality wines and putting them in boxes for easy consumption.
They're just hacked because their own people like Mickie D's and Coke better and we don't even try their cuisine.
Though I do not question the courage of the French.After all,they discovered that snails were edible.Not as good as haggis,but edible.

[MalahatTwo7]

At least they got the wine and the champaigne right.

Ya well, ya know even the dumbest person in the world has at least ONE redeeming quality eheheheheehe.

[lvwrench]

At least they got the wine and the champaigne right.

[voyager9]

Nice!

Here's a few more:

Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French?
A: "Speed bump ahead"

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?" -- Dennis Miller

Q: How do you castrate a Frenchmen???
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.