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  • DaSharkie
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    Originally posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
    An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French Customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

    "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

    The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport Ready."

    The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

    "Impossible. Canadians always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

    The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard Look. Then he quietly explained.

    "Well, when I came ashore on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
    Somewhere in France the arrogant, pompous @$$ that was DeGaulle is rolling over in his grave.

    Which of course means.......I like it.

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  • MalahatTwo7
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    HUUUAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
    Last edited by MalahatTwo7; 01-30-2007, 08:22 PM.

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  • RspctFrmCalgary
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    Good one, Ian!

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  • ChicagoFF
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    Are you sure the story didn't involve an elderly German? Hahahahah

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  • FlyingKiwi
    started a topic For Malahat and the other Canadians.

    For Malahat and the other Canadians.

    An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French Customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

    "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

    The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport Ready."

    The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

    "Impossible. Canadians always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

    The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard Look. Then he quietly explained.

    "Well, when I came ashore on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

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