Zipped Up Donuts

[MalahatTwo7]

This should get our LEO Friends all up in arms. heheheeheheheehehehee Or at least their blood pressures anyhow.

How Do You Make Doughnuts Better? Add Caffeine

POSTED: 4:47 am EST January 26, 2007
UPDATED: 7:34 am EST January 26, 2007

DURHAM. N.C. -- That cup of coffee just not getting it done anymore? How about a Buzz Donut or a Buzzed Bagel?

That's what Dr. Robert Bohannon, a Durham molecular scientist, has come up with. Bohannon said he developed a way to add caffeine to baked goods, without the bitter taste of caffeine.

Each piece of pastry is the equivalent of about two cups of coffee.

While the product is not on the market yet, Bohannon has approached some heavyweight companies, including Krispy Kreme, Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks about carrying it.

Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press

[lvwrench]

I can just imagine the EMS calls coming in now,"We have an ALS call for an individual who has OD'd on a box of doughnuts".

[fabricatediem]

wow... i'm the only female at my station and my opinion is THEY DON"T NEED CAFFIENE. i have seen things i never wanted to see, because they were on a caffiene high. ranging from table dances on the counter by an overweight gentleman to... well i won't tell the other horror stories. no caffiene needed

[doughesson]

Tie this one in with a story aired on FOX News this morning about a Washington state coffee shop with the waitresses wearing bikinis and not much else.
One waitress said she'd quit her job at the place with the owls on the sign and orange shorts because the money was better at the new place.
Police have gotten called there on numerous occasions about the traffic tie ups from (mostly)men waiting their turn to pull into the parking lot and drive through.
Anyway,put the two ideas together and any radio station that calls this place to play"Cop or No Cop"will have a winner everytime.You wouldn't be able to get them brascals out with teargas with a OC kicker.

[KEEPBACK200FEET]

"It's called Crack! It's great! And It's so simple to Make!" -Tyrone Biggums No really, there is no telling what will come out of Durham. Actually, there is any wonder anything makes it out of Durham.