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    YOU smell it first you dumb human.
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    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

  • #2
    Is this a career moment? And to think, you could've been a fireman.

    (Anyone else remember the "good old days" when Firehouse magazine had a caption contest inside the back cover of every issue?)
    You only have to be stupid once to be dead permanently
    IACOJ Power Company Liason
    When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution
    and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. - Dave Barry.

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    • #3
      I wouldn't smell those for all the scoobie snacks in the world.

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      • #4
        Guess we really scared the s**t out of him (notice skidmarks)
        Tom

        Never Forget 9-11-2001

        Stay safe out there!

        IACOJ Member

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        • #5
          Wait....there's a name sewn in the waist band......FlyingKiwi....Who the hell is that?

          Sorry. I couldn't resist
          Tom

          Never Forget 9-11-2001

          Stay safe out there!

          IACOJ Member

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          • #6
            I can't believe the bank robber actually wore this as a mask!!!


            Or.......


            I've rolled in things that didn't smell this bad!!!!

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            • #7
              "okay Duke... go find the probie...who would think a lkittle fire would scare someone outta their pants?"
              ‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
              Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY

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              • #8
                Bloodhound: "Smell 'em yourself buddy! I don't wanna find the nasty-*** that left those behind!"

                Cop: "Damn it! I just realized I'm not wearing any gloves!"
                Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
                IAFF Local 2339
                K of C 4th Degree
                "LEATHER FOREVER"
                Member I.A.C.O.J.
                http://www.tfdfire.com/
                "Fir na tine"

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                • #9
                  Dog snorts in disbelief and backs further away, "Not even for the chance to sniff all the crotches in the world, buddy!"



                  My first idea was "not in this lifetime, buddy". But I changed my mind.




                  September 11th - Never Forget

                  I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

                  Sheri
                  IACOJ CRUSTY CONVENTION CHAIR
                  Honorary Flatlander

                  RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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                  • #10
                    Hey, I'm a bloodhound..I don't do Haz/Mat !!!!

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                    • #11
                      Keep going people.

                      Let me give a clue.

                      If you released about one cubic mile of smelly stuff and let it disperse over New York cities airspace, the average human would be real lucky to isolate the smell.

                      One cubic inch of ANYTHING in the same airspace, and a bloodhound would have it tagged, isolated and locked away as an individual memory for the rest of its life.

                      Keep going.

                      PS.

                      Next entry.

                      OK Boss. We looking for a really NASTY parachutist?
                      Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
                      Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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                      • #12
                        Dog to trooper," You take a good whiff and lead and I'll follow you".

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                        • #13
                          Cop to dog: See that guy behind me with the gun? Now SNIFF, dammit!
                          Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
                          IAFF Local 2339
                          K of C 4th Degree
                          "LEATHER FOREVER"
                          Member I.A.C.O.J.
                          http://www.tfdfire.com/
                          "Fir na tine"

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                          • #14
                            Dog to himself," Geez, why do I need to smell that thing. It should be easy enough to find a guy the size of Big Foot, naked and covered in trouser chili".

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                            • #15
                              K-9 Trooper:"Don't worry boys.Ol Red here's a helluva trackin' dog.I trained him myself."

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