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uuuh chief, about the new engine we used to have...-------------------
"The most mediocre man or woman can suddenly seem dynamic, forceful, and decisive if he or she is mean enough." from "Crazy Bosses"
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Well now. That's a really stupid place to park a crane, right on top of someone's fire truck.
Dispatch, this is Ladder 10, can you send heavy crane and another ladder truck to my location?If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination."
(Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.Comment
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We really need to get a hosebed cover...the LDH just fell right offThe comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.
I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mineComment
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I told him he was too big to swing from that chain but he did just had to go and do it anyhow and now he's got the nerve to sit right here beside me like nothing happened.
When we get back to the station, I'm getting a transfer.Comment
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"This isn't quite what I meant when I said I wanted to get on the Firehouse.com forums!"Comment
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"What do you mean we need to block all of these lanes?! There is plenty room for cars to get under that crane!"
PKFPD
IACOJ and proud of it
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.Comment
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Engine guys will do anything to get out work.Comment
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I guess the LDH weighed more than we thought.Comment
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No...I said LDH loads better when the engine is on a level PLANE!!!"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
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"Criticism is prejudice made plausible."
- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)Comment
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And..............
Well, So much for Wally's theory on Short Jacking........
Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
In memory of
Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006
IACOJ Budget Analyst
I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.
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Well chief, the next thing I knew...Comment
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"State Farm ain't never gonna believe this."
"That'll get the fire department out here."
"Here's your sign."Comment
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LOLOriginally posted by LeuitEFDems
Well, since I am a huge Simpson's fan, I believe that this just about covers it:
D'oh!"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers
The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - New York Judge Gideon Tucker
"As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." - Dave Barry
www.daveramsey.com www.clarkhoward.com www.heritage.orgComment
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This would have never happened if the truck was puke yellow instead of red!Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.Comment
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