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  • Home Depot Scam

    Caution!



    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot
    customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping.Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
    traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old
    girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the
    trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
    their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
    not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
    for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.On
    the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of themclimbs over
    into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
    your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen October 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
    17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
    weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

  • #2
    LMAO!!!

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    • #3
      Must be a wee bit nipply...eeerrrrr... I mean chilly outside, wear'n just a t-shirt in this weather........
      If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

      "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

      "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

      Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

      impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

      IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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      • #4
        That's great!
        Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
        IAFF Local 2339
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        • #5
          Lt's Christmas list:
          1. Wallet
          2. Wallet
          3. Wallet
          4. Wallet
          5. Gas card
          6. Wallet
          7. Wallet
          8. Wallet
          9. Wallet
          10. Wallet

          Thanks, Artie. I'm not allowed in Home Depot now, or carry my wallet anymore.
          Steve Gallagher
          IACOJ BOT
          ----------------------------
          "I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

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          • #6
            heads up

            Thanks for the information as I will now stop shopping at Lowe's and switch to Home Depot as soon as I buy some more wallets.

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            • #7
              UM, I'll be right back, I, uhh, have to get something at Home Depot.

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              • #8
                Looks like the wife will be getting the bathroom re-tiled now I have that insider info!!
                United Kingdom branch, IACOJ.

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                • #9
                  Damn Funny Thanks...well done!
                  [FONT=Times New Roman]Douglas R. Patton
                  IACOJ
                  "Omnis Cedo Domus"
                  I am now a former Chief and the views, opinions, and comments are mine and mine alone.
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                  • #10
                    Anywhere I can buy wallets in bulk?

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                    • #11
                      Peace out people
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                      Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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                      • #12
                        ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!! thats great !
                        IACOJ both divisions and PROUD OF IT !
                        Pardon me sir.. .....but I believe we are all over here !
                        ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS: Will the dead horse please report to the forums.(thanks Motown)
                        RAY WAS HERE 08/28/05
                        LETHA' FOREVA' ! 010607
                        I'm sorry, I haven't been paying much attention for the last 3 hours.....what were we discussing?
                        "but I guarentee you I will FF your arse off" from>
                        http://www.firehouse.com/forums/show...60#post1137060post 115

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                        • #13
                          I'm assuming you're lucky enough to still have something of value inside your wallet when you get done shopping at Home Depot.

                          I always come out broke.

                          I still deny any connection between the two.
                          "Yeah, but as I've always said, this country has A.D.D." - Denis Leary

                          http://www.lettertogop.com/

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                          • #14
                            "Is that just the one or the whole chain,Everette?"

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