Bulls are colorblind. It is not the color of the banner being waved, it is the motion of the banner.
And the fact that he keeps missing the damned thing, and the damned bullfighter keeps jabbing a spear into him everytime.
I'd get ****ed off too.
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And the fact that he keeps missing the damned thing, and the damned bullfighter keeps jabbing a spear into him everytime.
I'd get ****ed off too.
Like the story about the guy who goes to Spain to see the bullfights,and afterwards,he goes to a restaurant where another diner orders the "Special of the Day"and gets served this huge pile of meat.
When he asks his waiter,it is explained that the meat comes from the loser of the day's main Event.The gentleman decides that will be a good meal and tries to order it but is told only enough for one patron is served,but that he can still get tomorrow's serving if he wishes.
The next day is spent sightseeing with the wife,anticipating the fine meal he will enjoy later,so he doesn't go to the matches.
When he returns to the restaurant and orders the Special,he is served two tiny balls of meat that wouldn't fill a Chihuahua.
He asks the waiter why his portion is so small and the previous day's was so large and is told,"Senor,sometimes it is the bull that wins."
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