Throw Me In Coach!

[MalahatTwo7]

South Koreans Using Sex To Calm Nerves. Stores Report Boom In Condom Sales

POSTED: 10:11 am EDT October 27, 2006

SEOUL, South Korea -- Now that North Korea boasts of the A-bomb, what are nervous South Koreans doing?

Many seem to be forgetting their troubles in the sack. Convenience stores in South Korea are reporting a boom in condom sales.

South Korea's notorious love motels are booked solid, too. The places rent rooms by the hour.

There are no vacancies at one popular online reservation site until sometime next month. The head of the Korea Institute for Sex Education isn't surprised by the anxious couplings. She noted sex is a great stress reliever.

Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press.

The line for sign-up starts... here --------->

[LuckyThirteen]

Too bad I'm not stationed there anymore...

[mcfd45]

oh hell yeah sign me up.
J

[doughesson]

Have you ever notice the label on a box of condoms where it says"Pre-tested...."?
Somewhere in this world,there's a guy that gets to work on time everyday.He's probably there a couple hours early,warming up.
Personally,I figure there's a bench of guys "testing"these things and the scene looks like"Hey,Jonesy,yer takin' too much time.",to which Jonesy replies,"Hey F*** you,boss.I'm union and I'm goin' for the overtime!"

[RyanEMVFD]

Hey, GI, me love you long time. Five bucks....

[LuckyThirteen]

Five bucks....

Not anymore. They've learned about inflation now.

[Ladder8]

Ya know,

I thought that gum tasted a little funny....

[MalahatTwo7]

Hey Randy!

[FlyingKiwi]

Kiwi walks into convenience store in Seoul and asks for a pack of Condoms.

Store owner states. " 5 Dollar with Tax"

Kiwi stares at him blankly and says

"No Worries Mate. Mine stay on without them tacks."

[RyanEMVFD]

Overseas Condom Production Hurting U.S. Business

Most of the competition is coming from Asia, where condoms can be produced for a fraction of the cost.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
United Press International

Condom production in the United States is facing competition from overseas, putting many jobs at stake, The New York Times reported.

Most of the competition is coming from Asia, where condoms can be produced for a fraction of the cost.

Through AIDS prevention and other programs overseas, Alabama companies have won federal contracts to produce billions of condoms. But workers at a plant in Eufaula, Ala., told the Times they were feeling the onslaught of competition from Asia.

The U.S. government is the largest donor of condoms in the world. The Times reported in the past two decades that more than 9 billion condoms have been bought by the United States in response to the worldwide AIDS crisis.

Many of these condoms, though, are Asian-made. The use of these condoms has contributed to layoffs scheduled for the Eufaula plant next month, the report said.


Photo Copyright Getty Images


Copyright Yellowbrix 2006

Here's the downfall to all this.

[doughesson]

Hey, GI, me love you long time. Five bucks....

Fi' dolla too beau coup.

[Itsmy6]

Not anymore. They've learned about inflation now.

You remember now You break you buy FIVE DOLLA.