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  • #16
    Here's another one I've seen...




    Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

    "Hi there, how is it going?"

    Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:

    "Not bad..."

    Then the voice says:

    "So, what are you doing?"

    I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:

    "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."

    Then I hear the person say all flustered:

    "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
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    • #17
      Omg.......

      Now dats funny right der............
      I read this to my wife and she was laughin' so hard so started to dry heave...... What can I say, we like bathroom humor.........
      "Be LOUD, Be PROUD..... It just might save your can someday when goin' through an intersection!!!!!"

      Life on the Truck (Quint) is good.....

      Eat til you're sleepy..... Sleep til you're hungry..... And repeat.....

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      • #18
        Anyone ever read Ben Franklin's book?
        Attached Files
        Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
        Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

        *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
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        • #19
          Paybacks.They are a bitch.

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          • #20
            From Jeff Foxworthy:"I was on the phone with my brother the other day and suddenly I hear the toilet flushing.I asked'You mean you've been in there the whole time?We've been talking about Mom!'

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            • #21
              For those at work reading these.
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              NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
              IACOJ Attack

              Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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              • #22
                Video version of Male Restroom Etiquette:

                http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

                jeff
                sdg

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by j2brown
                  Video version of Male Restroom Etiquette:

                  http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

                  jeff
                  sdg
                  Thanks a lot. I laughed so hard I started to cry.
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                  Genius has its limits, but stupidity is boundless.

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                  • #24
                    From one of my favorite comedians... Dane Cook

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCWexPNo4SQ
                    Do it because you love it, not because you love being seen doing it.

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