From men married to pregnant women:
Honey,I ate the last Oreo.
Hon,I don't think the baby weighs 40 pounds.
Fred at work had to stay home for three days because he passed a 2 ounce kidney stone.That HAD to have hurt!
Maybe we could name a girl after MY mother?
When do the mood swings stop?
Are your ankles supposed to get that fat?
You don't have the guts to pull that trigger.
Honey,I ate the last Oreo.
Hon,I don't think the baby weighs 40 pounds.
Fred at work had to stay home for three days because he passed a 2 ounce kidney stone.That HAD to have hurt!
Maybe we could name a girl after MY mother?
When do the mood swings stop?
Are your ankles supposed to get that fat?
You don't have the guts to pull that trigger.
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