Famous last words

[doughesson]

From men married to pregnant women:
Honey,I ate the last Oreo.
Hon,I don't think the baby weighs 40 pounds.
Fred at work had to stay home for three days because he passed a 2 ounce kidney stone.That HAD to have hurt!
Maybe we could name a girl after MY mother?
When do the mood swings stop?
Are your ankles supposed to get that fat?
You don't have the guts to pull that trigger.

[doughesson]

"No,I'm not a EOD expert but I've got good news.I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by sleeping in the parking lot of a Holiday Inn Express(tm)last night.

[BCFD25]

here, hold my beer

[doughesson]

From another actual call and not so funny:"Son,don't!That gun's loaded!"

[RoughRider]

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

Look ! No hands !

Me first ! Me first !

Nice doggie.

Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !

Those noises are probably nothing.

You wouldn't dare...

Codeine . . . bourbon.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

[RoughRider]

Et tu, Brute?

[fireman4949]

"Go ahead and tell me...Nobody will hear us."

(followed soon after by)

"Crap! I think the mike was keyed!"

"This ought to be easy."

"What power line?!"

"To be honest honey, those pants kinda do make you look fat."

[fireman4949]

"He doesn't look so tough!"

"How about a cold one officer?"

"It's just a cold sore."

[MalahatTwo7]

"Go ahead and tell me...Nobody will hear us."

(followed soon after by)

"Crap! I think the mike was keyed!"

Funny story about that. A friend of mine from my days with the Armoured corp. We were moving vehicles from camp to the railhead for the trip home again, and the entire Brigade was doing the same thing. This particular year there were two squadrons of Leopard tanks "on the field."

I was riding in a different vehicle when I heard my Buddy call over the net, "Hey Jim, look over there at the tanks." To which Jim replied "Matvij (that was my buddy's last name) F*&^, you're mike is live." I am sure to this day he is still called "Matvij F*&^". Apparently there was a problem with the comm system of their AVGP Cougar, and the internal/external comm switch ... wasn't....

There was another story from my old FD, where the Rescue truck was rolling on a call, and one of the interior cabinets became "unsecured". Apparently there was an open mike on that one too...... the um language was quite colourful....

[randsc]

Auguste Comte

French philosopher -

"What an irreparable loss!"

Nothing like a healthy self-image.

[BC79er_OLDDELETE]

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

- last words of Pancho Villa

[tfpd109]

"Let's throw this keg on the fire"

[Dashman]

Thats what a guy on Firehouse.com told me how to do it.

[feedtheflame]

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

[hwoods]

And......

ROOKIE! Look in here and watch for water when I pull the Valve open......

Hold on to the rope, I'll pull you down slow....

The Beer is warm? Go get a C02 Extinguisher.....