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  • #16
    "here... hold my beer....."

    "when I nod my head, you hit it"

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    • #17
      we'll either get a medal or get fired...

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      • #18
        "C'mon, everybody else does it."

        "I got a new reciepe I wanna try out."

        "Uh-Oh, I think it's broke."

        "Hey Probie, come here!"

        "Go ahead, it ain't loaded."

        and one of my favorites from the shop,

        "It ain't broke, it was designed to do that."

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        • #19
          Missed it by that much.....
          IACOJ Membership 2002
          {15}

          Mike IAFF

          The beatings will continue until the morale improves

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          • #20
            "Its always worked in the past."

            "But we've always done it this way."

            "We've done this a 1000 times and no one ever got hurt."
            If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

            "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

            "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

            Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

            impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

            IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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            • #21
              "Yeah, I think it's out."

              "Just hold still, this shouldn't hurt a bit."

              "I think this is how it works."

              "Is it supposed to do that?!"

              "Keep some water handy, just in case."

              "Do you smell something burning?"

              "I'm pretty sure this is the right way."

              "Did you hear something funny?"

              "I think I set the brake!"

              "Yeah, I think the power's off."

              "What hole?"

              "C'mon, it's fun...I'll show you."

              "It looks like it should hold us."

              "That wasn't supposed to happen!"

              Nah, I don't need to read the directions."

              "Huh?"
              Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
              IAFF Local 2339
              K of C 4th Degree
              "LEATHER FOREVER"
              Member I.A.C.O.J.
              http://www.tfdfire.com/
              "Fir na tine"

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              • #22
                Dead right!

                On a tombstone in England


                "I told you I was ill"

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                • #23
                  Don't forget the famous,
                  "First you say it, then you do it."

                  "OH SH>>>>>>!!!!"
                  YGBSM!
                  Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

                  If all you have is a hammer, then your problems start to look like nails.
                  ___________________

                  IACOJ
                  Southern Division.

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                  • #24
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                    Last edited by Nine3Probie; 07-28-2013, 05:55 PM.

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                    • #25
                      And the one you never want to hear:

                      Oops.
                      Fir Na Tine
                      Fir Na Au Saol

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by needlejockey
                        And the one you never want to hear:

                        Oops.
                        Jeff Goldbloom: "Opps"? What do you mean? Opps".

                        Will Smith: "You and me, we gotta work on our communication skills..."
                        If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                        "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                        "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                        Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                        impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                        IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                        • #27
                          "Wanna play Russian Roulette with this here semiautomatic?"

                          Actual call.
                          NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
                          IACOJ Attack

                          Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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                          • #28
                            "Check that door for heat?"

                            "I've seen this done a thousand times."

                            "Of course I know what I'm doing."
                            Last edited by FrFtr28; 06-19-2009, 02:03 PM.
                            28 P.R.I.D.E.
                            Protecting Residents In District #1 Everyday
                            www.westmead1.com

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                            • #29
                              "you don't need a condom, I took my birth control today..."

                              "just jiggle that wire a little bit..."

                              "give me a bigger hammer..."

                              "I got gohnorrhea from a patient..." (A line used by an ex member of the ambulance to his wife, who, obviously, he was cheating on)
                              The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

                              I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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                              • #30
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                                Last edited by Nine3Probie; 07-28-2013, 05:56 PM.

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