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  • #16
    Should have had one of these...

    http://thenuttybuddy.com/

    in Kevlar...
    Be safe y'all!
    IACOJ Animal Control
    Ladder 8
    "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

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    • #17
      Only problem is Kevlar does not protect against knife strikes, so I suspect it would not be much good against nails either..... but then I am not a ballistics engineer.
      If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

      "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

      "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

      Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

      impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

      IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MalahatTwo7
        ..... but then I am not a ballistics engineer.
        LMAO you said BALListics!
        Shawn M. Cecula
        Firefighter
        IACOJ Division of Fire and EMS

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        • #19
          At least it wasn't ME who looked for a "Nutty Buddy" ........
          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

          IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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          • #20
            ROFLOL! Ok ya'll are keeping my laughing, this is good stuff. Last night in EMT class we were discussing Kinetics of Trauma and Mechanism of Injury, needless to say I used this as an example.

            PKFPD
            IACOJ and proud of it


            Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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            • #21
              ya know, up until now I thought that a "Nutty Buddy" was a kind of ice cream...

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutty_Buddy

              Guess I was wrong



              ...so very, very wrong....
              Be safe y'all!
              IACOJ Animal Control
              Ladder 8
              "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

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              • #22
                I've heard of balls to the walls, but to the roof?
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                "The most mediocre man or woman can suddenly seem dynamic, forceful, and decisive if he or she is mean enough." from "Crazy Bosses"
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                Genius has its limits, but stupidity is boundless.

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                • #23
                  I hear Tennessee Williams is going to rename his play from "Cat on a hot tin roof" to "Balls stuck to a hot tin roof".
                  NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
                  IACOJ Attack

                  Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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                  • #24
                    blade

                    Wonder what the outcome would have been if he had been operating a power saw? Bet he would not have had the balls to do that again.

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                    • #25
                      I still can't picture how in the hell he did this!

                      I'd have trouble nailin' 'em to the deck even if i was trying to!
                      Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
                      IAFF Local 2339
                      K of C 4th Degree
                      "LEATHER FOREVER"
                      Member I.A.C.O.J.
                      http://www.tfdfire.com/
                      "Fir na tine"

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                      • #26
                        A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might have been a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

                        Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence....

                        "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
                        If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                        "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                        "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                        Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                        impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                        IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                        • #27
                          Classic

                          Originally posted by MalahatTwo7
                          A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might have been a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

                          Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence....

                          "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

                          A classic!! :-) Be careful who you **** off!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by MalahatTwo7

                            Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence....
                            "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
                            There was a motorcycle cop here in Memphis who was famous for staking out parts of town and handing out speeding and traffic tickets like party favors.He's retired to be a security big wig at a local mall but I kinda wish he was still handing them out.Since returning,I've noticed it seems like the speed limit signs are mere suggestions now.

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                            • #29
                              Ouch!

                              It just hurts reading about things in the post.

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                              • #30
                                In tribute to the Uniballer whose unfortunate incident has spawned multiple pages of testicular discussion; I offer the following song sung to the tune of “Do your ears hang low”.


                                Did your balls hang low?
                                Did they wobble to and fro?
                                Did you tie 'em in a knot?
                                Did you tie 'em in a bow?
                                Did you throw them over your shoulder
                                Like a continental soldier?
                                Did your balls hang low?


                                Did your balls hang low?
                                Did they wobble to and fro?
                                Did they make you want to wail?
                                When you stuck em with a nail?
                                Should’ve thrown em over your shoulder
                                Like a continental soldier?
                                Does your ball hang low?


                                Did your balls hang low?
                                Did they wobble to and fro?
                                Did they start to tingle?
                                When you nailed em to a shingle?
                                Should’ve thrown em over your shoulder
                                Like a continental soldier?
                                Does your ball hang low?

                                Last edited by pkfd7505; 10-24-2006, 09:54 AM.

                                PKFPD
                                IACOJ and proud of it


                                Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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