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    Talk about a ball buster, this hurts just to read it.


    Man Accidentally Nails His Testicles To Roof

    October 18, 2006 2:10 p.m. EST


    Komfie Manalo - All Headline News Foreign Correspondent
    Austria (AHN) - An overzealous Austrian workman accidentally nailed his testicles to the roof, with a nailgun.

    August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, fired a four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun he was using.

    Emergency medics were called in after Voegl was unable to extract the nail by himself.

    He was later airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.


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  • #2
    Originally posted by pkfd7505
    Talk about a ball buster, this hurts just to read it.

    He was later airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.


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    I bet after he was wheeled off to the ER bay,the ambulance crew had to be helped up from laughing too hard.

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    • #3
      I have TEARS just thinking about that.
      If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

      "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

      "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

      Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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      • #4
        give up

        Lets' see; a nail in the ball is worth two in the bush. No, No thats' not right. He can't play well with his balls. No, thats' not right either. I give up, is there a saying in here somewhere?

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        • #5
          What I want to know (or, maybe I really don't! ) is how in the hell did he manage to do this in the first place?!

          Was there an underlying "dangling" problem that led to an unfortunate accident, or was it done on some kind of a dare from a co-worker? Hmm...Kinda makes you wonder!




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          • #6
            I know... Nude Roofer's R US ... ya thats it.....
            If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

            "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

            "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

            Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

            impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

            IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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            • #7
              How in the hell??? Im never been a roofer, so someone tell me why you would need the gun that close to your crotch.
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              • #8
                Just like in the "Last words" thread..... Hey Bubba, watch this!

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                • #9
                  last words

                  I wonder if his last words were;"ahhhh nuts"?

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                  • #10
                    I would just have one thing to say to that roofer, "Here's your sign!"
                    Vintage Firefighter: The older I get, the braver I was.

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                    • #11
                      I bet after he was wheeled off to the ER bay,the ambulance crew had to be helped up from laughing too hard.
                      And do you REALLY think the crew waited until until after he was wheeled to the ER before they fell out laughing...


                      I believe I would have called for mutual aid to assist in the "extrication"...some things are just too good to keep to yourself

                      Not sure which would hurt the most, the 4" nail in the balls, or the crowbar prying the 4" nail in the balls loose from the roof, or the firefighters trying (albeit unsuccessfully)not to lose their composure while using the crowbar to remove the 4" nail in the balls loose from the roof.

                      But, I guess he's got it nailed!!!!

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                      • #12
                        Was there an underlying "dangling" problem that led to an unfortunate accident
                        Well you know what they say about us Aussies
                        "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

                        For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by AVFR452
                          And do you REALLY think the crew waited until until after he was wheeled to the ER before they fell out laughing...
                          I believe I would have called for mutual aid to assist in the "extrication"...some things are just too good to keep to yourself
                          Not sure which would hurt the most, the 4" nail in the balls, or the crowbar prying the 4" nail in the balls loose from the roof, or the firefighters trying (albeit unsuccessfully)not to lose their composure while using the crowbar to remove the 4" nail in the balls loose from the roof.
                          But, I guess he's got it nailed!!!!
                          Well,we ARE supposed to be professional and protective of our customers' dignity,no matter how stuck they are in the doggie door and found with their pants pulled down and designs painted on their posteriors.
                          It would have been a stretch for my old department but it would have provided fodder for training meeting laughs for a loooooooong time.

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                          • #14
                            I wonder if at some point in his life he'd said " I'd give my left nut for one of those air nailer thingies..."


                            Larry

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by REVANANT
                              I wonder if at some point in his life he'd said " I'd give my left nut for one of those air nailer thingies..."


                              Larry

                              FOC-ROF-LMAO!!
                              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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