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You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape. -
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Do it because you love it, not because you love being seen doing it.Comment
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lol.. That is amazing...Comment
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sweet....
First in, Last out, nobody left behind.....Comment
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nice.....
JIt's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.Comment
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Roy D.Mercer does some really off the wall stuff where someone will give a name and number for him to call and he'll lead that person on like he's calling with a service complaint.A lot of times when he brings out his"Well,how big a boy are you?'Cause someone's gone get an asswhuppin'.",the prankee will come back with"Well just bring your bad self on down here,we'll see where that whuppin' goes."Originally posted by American20Comment
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I enjoy the newspaper people calling me to sign up for a subscription. I tell them I'm illiterate. They would laugh and not believe and just keep on with the sells pitch. Finally I'd ask "Are you making fun of me?". They cough a couple of times and hung up.NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
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Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.Comment
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My Mom hit on this one when they start off with"And how are you today Mrs.Hesson?"
"Oh,just awful.I haven't been able to get out of bed and my both of my sons have been caught taking money from my bank accounts for trips to Las Vegas,and my daughters never call....."just goes on and on until the telemarketeer runs out of their allotted time for the sales call and has to move on.She's even been hung up on a few times.Comment
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