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  • FlyingKiwi
    IACOJ BOD
    • May 2002
    • 4757

    #31
    Reading RFRDxplorer's message, 1/2 a second.

    Reading RFRDxplorer's tagline, 2 minutes.

    Waking up 1/2 an hour later feeling refreshed. Priceless.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    • RyanEMVFD
      Forum Member
      • Oct 1999
      • 2379

      #32
      Here's the proof, not 90 proof.
      Attached Files
      NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
      IACOJ Attack

      Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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      • RyanEMVFD
        Forum Member
        • Oct 1999
        • 2379

        #33
        This just in.....
        Attached Files
        NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
        IACOJ Attack

        Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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        • FlyingKiwi
          IACOJ BOD
          • May 2002
          • 4757

          #34
          When asked "Why the sudden divorce"

          Bigfoot responded.

          "He just kept singing...

          I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
          I sleep all night and I work all day.

          He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
          He sleeps all night and works all day.

          I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
          I go to the lavatory.
          On Wednesdays I go shopping,
          And have buttered scones for tea.

          I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
          I sleep all night and I work all day.

          He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
          He sleeps all night and works all day.

          He cuts down trees, eats his lunch,
          Goes to the lavatory.
          On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
          And has buttered scones for tea.

          I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
          I sleep all night and I work all day.

          He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
          He sleeps all night and works all day.

          I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
          I like to press wild flowers,
          I put on women's clothing,
          And hang around in bars.

          He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
          He likes to press wild flowers,
          He put on women's clothing,
          And hang around in bars.

          I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
          I sleep all night and I work all day.

          He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
          He sleeps all night and works all day.

          I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
          Suspenders and a bra,
          I wish I were a girlie,
          Just like my dear papa.

          He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
          Suspenders and a bra,
          He wants to be a girlie,
          Just like his dear papa????

          I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
          I sleep all night and I work all day.

          He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
          He sleeps all night and works all day.

          ALL BLOODY DAY, it was divorce or rip his damn head off.
          Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
          Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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          • FTMPTB15
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2005
            • 959

            #35
            Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.


            And just so you know, I'm working to get to the bottom of this?
            Do it because you love it, not because you love being seen doing it.

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            • FlyingKiwi
              IACOJ BOD
              • May 2002
              • 4757

              #36
              Well I bet one day it will be proven.

              Someone shot JFK.

              Bambi had a secret boyfriend.

              Hanger 51 really IS beside Hanger 50.

              Aliens keep visiting because they know a good joke when they see one. ("Check out this sample, his name REALLY IS Bubba.")

              Chicken little was right.

              Until then I will sleep easy at night time in the firm knowledge that people even more mentally deficient than myself are worrying about these things.

              Good night to you all.

              If anything in this message concerns you please write to the Author atThis Address
              Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
              Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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              • MalahatTwo7
                MembersZone Subscriber
                • Mar 2002
                • 12748

                #37
                Originally posted by Ladder8
                Shellback is for North-South, not East-West IIRC.

                (of course, if it was North-South - that could explain the carrot....)
                Hmm... well west from San Diego, to SE Asia, spring 1999, with a slight bend to the south. Then the second time from San Diego (see a pattern here? LOL) to SW Asia (read Arabian Gulf) fall 2001. That was by sea.

                Summer 1988, air travel, east from Calgary to Lahr and Cyprus (and return west via same route). Spring 2002, air travel from UAE to Victoria through London/Heathrow..... So I guess I've "hit" both the International Date Line and Greenwich at least once..... And the Equator three times, only because I flew home the last time instead of returning with the ship. Much preferred the FIRST CLASS on the Boeing 777 Dubai to London, although Business Class in the Boeing 767 for the remainder of the trip was pretty nice too. Of course that was the trip we spent nearly 6 full months chasing after bin Laden.......
                If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                • EFD840
                  MembersZone Subscriber
                  • Jun 2000
                  • 1510

                  #38
                  Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                  A while back I passed 3,000 posts.

                  Did anyone notice? NOOOOO

                  Did anyone care? NOOOOO

                  There's a good reason.

                  3,000 NZ is what, like 2,000 US?









                  Just kidding, Congrats!

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                  • doughesson
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5435

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Ladder8
                    Shellback is for North-South, not East-West IIRC.

                    (of course, if it was North-South - that could explain the carrot....)
                    Golden Dragon is the title awarded to those crossing the dateline.
                    Shellback is one who has crossed the Equator and been initiated into the Mysterious Order of the Deep.
                    Unfortunately,I never crossed either and remain a lowly Pollywog because my ship waited until two months after President Reagan gave me an early out in 1988 and THEN headed south for the Equator.
                    Last edited by doughesson; 10-18-2006, 10:42 AM.

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                    • doughesson
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 5435

                      #40
                      Originally posted by RyanEMVFD
                      Here's the proof, not 90 proof.
                      Lemme guess.You even have a ticket someone sold you outside?

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                      • MalahatTwo7
                        MembersZone Subscriber
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 12748

                        #41
                        Other than loosing a birthday during one of my trips, crossing the Dateline or GMT in any direction didn't come with any kind of ceremony. Crossing the Equator was another matter. DAM BEARS! (in case you're wondering, YES, they are cousins to those DAM BEAVERS eheheehehehe)
                        If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                        "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                        "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                        Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                        impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                        IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                        • doughesson
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5435

                          #42
                          Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                          Well I bet one day it will be proven.

                          Someone shot JFK.
                          If anything in this message concerns you please write to the Author atThis Address
                          You know,I asked my Uncle Binford Smith Wilson(we called him Uncle BS)about this and he told me where he was when that happened:
                          "November yer 22nd,1963.That's the day everyone's supposed to remember where they was.
                          I was working at the School Book Depository in Dallas Texas.Houghton-Miflin had just come out with that New Math and they had them real thick math books.It was hard to move them boxes so I told them'Y'all got to get someone in here to help me move these boxes.'
                          They sent over a fella named Harvey or Oswald,I can't think of his name.
                          He'd been in the Marine Corps and I,of course,had been in the Navy for 5 years and he was bragging on how fine a shot your Marine Corps was as opposed to yer Naval forces.
                          I sez'I tell you what,you pinko Commie bastid.At lunch,I want you to go back to your boardin' house and bring back your rifle.I got two tickets to the Texas Theater says you can't hit that manhole cover down there by that grassy knoll.'
                          Y'know,he cracked off four shots.Damned if the President of the United States didn't happen to drive by at that exact moment.
                          We felt bad about that.

                          From Tim Wilson's "Uncle BS" series.

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                          • doughesson
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5435

                            #43
                            Originally posted by MalahatTwo7
                            Other than loosing a birthday during one of my trips, crossing the Dateline or GMT in any direction didn't come with any kind of ceremony. Crossing the Equator was another matter. DAM BEARS! (in case you're wondering, YES, they are cousins to those DAM BEAVERS eheheehehehe)
                            I'm told that the proper official US Navy/Royal Navy procedure is to cross the International Dateline eastbound on Friday to have two days for weekly Field Day(not where we did athletic events but cleaned every nook and cranny the Chief could find.and he found a LOT of em)and going westbound,you crossed it on Saturday night to skip Holiday routine on Sunday.

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                            • klienbergtruth
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 26

                              #44
                              I wonder what JFK or RFK would think of this country now and the direction we have been headed since there deaths.

                              Written 35 years ago..

                              Too much and for too long we seem to have surrendered personal excellence and community values in the mere accumulation of material things. Our gross national product now is over $800 billion a year.

                              But that gross national product, if we judge the United States of America by that, counts air pollution, and cigarette advertising, and ambulances to clear our highways of carnage. It counts special locks for our doors, and the jails for people who break them. It counts the destruction of redwoods and the loss of our natural wonder in chaotic sprawl. It counts napalm and it counts nuclear warheads, and armored cars for the police to fight the riots in our cities. It counts Whitman's rifle and Speck's knife, and the television programs which glorify violence in order to sell toys to our children.

                              Yet the gross national product does not allow for the health of our children, the quality of their education, or they joy of their play. It does not include the beauty of our poetry or the strength of our marriages, the intelligence of our public debate or the integrity of our public officials. It measures neither our wit nor our courage, neither our wisdom nor our learning, neither our passion nor our devotion to our country.

                              It measures everything, in short, except that which makes life worthwhile. And it can tell us everything about America - except why we are proud that we are Americans.

                              Robert F Kennedy Quoted three months before he was assassinated .

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                              • mcfd45
                                MembersZone Subscriber
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 401

                                #45
                                I'm a little spud spud full of crap.....
                                J
                                It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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