"Always follow this order:
-put bread in toaster
-wait until it pops up
-add desired topping
Dire consequences could ensue if this order is deviated from."
If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
"Always follow this order:
-put bread in toaster
-wait until it pops up
-add desired topping
Dire consequences could ensue if this order is deviated from."
What happens if I put the topping on first, wait till it pops up and then put the bread in toaster?
What happens? Your toaster blows up in a great sheeting ball of flames! Thereby causing several people, dressed out in black turnout gear, with these funky yellow/white reflective stripes all over wrists, waists and ankles, wearing these tanks on their backs looking like something from a Jacques Cousteaue documentary to "visit" you. Oh and there will be much hooting and hollering from your visitors, as well as many red painted trucks with lots of flashy red lights upon their cabs, making lots of noise of their own from the large silver sirens mounted upon their bumpers....
If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
Congrats, doesnt 1000 look so cool. Its almost like you dont want to post anymore so it can stay there.
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