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  • Lewiston2Capt
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    Originally posted by firetruckred
    HAHA!

    I saw this keychain yesterday it said....

    "Men... you can't live them.... and you can't SHOOT them"

    I laughed out loud...you know the kind of laugh that brings people over to what your reading and then they laugh too. Then you strike up that conversation with stranger over
    a few more sayings. It was good, but I did not buy the key chain.
    I always liked: "I still miss you... but my aim is getting better!"

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  • firetruckred
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    Originally posted by KEEPBACK200FEET
    For the big one:


    *Drum Roll....*



    "You can shoot a gun, but damnit, you can't shoot your wife!"

    HAHA!

    I saw this keychain yesterday it said....

    "Men... you can't live them.... and you can't SHOOT them"

    I laughed out loud...you know the kind of laugh that brings people over to what your reading and then they laugh too. Then you strike up that conversation with stranger over
    a few more sayings. It was good, but I did not buy the key chain.

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  • KEEPBACK200FEET
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    Now for the big one:


    *Drum Roll....*



    "You can shoot a gun, but damnit, you can't shoot your wife!"
    Last edited by KEEPBACK200FEET; 10-04-2006, 10:33 AM.

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  • ndvfdff33
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    ROFLMAO This stuff is mint...Well done folks

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  • pkfd7505
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    Originally posted by Fawlty
    Actually, your comment maybe quite insightful... I honestly wouldn't trust myself to keep a gun in my glove compartment... (I used to drive 95... honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts). Guns are by design weapons of death... no ifs, ands or buts... sure you can use them for sport, but thats an offshoot of their intended purpose, maybe they'll help you defend yourself, but arguably statistics show unlikely... but to revere them... sorry, I think that is wierd (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

    Sorry
    I tend to think that comments like "honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts" to be wierd. I agree with you however, I wouldn't trust you with a firearm either.

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  • doughesson
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    Really?I've been a gun owner for 22 years now.I've only had one time when I fired an unintended shot while handling any of my guns.
    I've only had one self defense use of my guns but I've already been punished by the law for that.Next time,I won't hold fire when they run away after realizing that one 20 guage pump beats three people with a claw hammer and knives.That way,they can't hide their weapons and claim that I started it after they hit me in the head and blocked the exits.
    I've asked these questions of people using stats and emotion to declare their opposition to gun ownership:
    Are YOU so mentally unstable as to shoot the girl at the checkout lane at Kroger because she made a mistake in ringing up your order?
    If you are that unstable,why aren't you getting treatment for your condition instead of telling others how to live their lives?
    If you are NOT that unstable,what qualifies you to imply that I AM?

    BTW,I have never gotten any meaningful answer to these questions.Mostly people say"Well,I don't own guns so they don't apply to me.



    Originally posted by Fawlty
    Actually, your comment maybe quite insightful... I honestly wouldn't trust myself to keep a gun in my glove compartment... (I used to drive 95... honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts). Guns are by design weapons of death... no ifs, ands or buts... sure you can use them for sport, but thats an offshoot of their intended purpose, maybe they'll help you defend yourself, but arguably statistics show unlikely... but to revere them... sorry, I think that is wierd (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

    Sorry

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  • fireman4949
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    Originally posted by Fawlty
    (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

    Sorry
    Bummer dude! Premature interjection!

    It's okay...It happens sometimes.





    Kevin

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  • Fawlty
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    Actually, your comment maybe quite insightful... I honestly wouldn't trust myself to keep a gun in my glove compartment... (I used to drive 95... honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts). Guns are by design weapons of death... no ifs, ands or buts... sure you can use them for sport, but thats an offshoot of their intended purpose, maybe they'll help you defend yourself, but arguably statistics show unlikely... but to revere them... sorry, I think that is wierd (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

    Sorry

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  • doughesson
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    I've always figured that people apply their own reasoning to what others do so does that mean that YOU cannot be trusted with a firearm?


    Originally posted by Fawlty
    The most obvious one everybody missed is "because they compensate for little willy syndrome and give the gunowner an entirely unjustified sense of power" (pry it from my cold dead fingers sort of thing).

    BTW, wasn't meant to be funny! Just an observation.. Guns don't kill, idiots who have guns kill!! And since we can't get rid of all the idiots..

    Ohh.. I guess flame on

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  • FirstDueCTVol
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    Guns are reliable ! And they dont get fat when you marry them !!!!

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  • FTMPTB15
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    Hmmm...

    #26. With the flip of a switch you can make a gun "shut-up."

    #27. If you make a joke about a gun it doesn't feel the need to defend itself.

    #28. At least a gun can defend you.
    Last edited by FTMPTB15; 09-30-2006, 05:29 PM.

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  • firetruckred
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    Originally posted by Co11FireGal
    Heh...so most of those things...that means guns are better than guys too I guess?? I like my guns better than most guys...
    I am with ya on that one. It apply's both ways. Look at Demi Moore : )

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  • Fawlty
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    Have you seen the size of my Desert Eagle..

    The most obvious one everybody missed is "because they compensate for little willy syndrome and give the gunowner an entirely unjustified sense of power" (pry it from my cold dead fingers sort of thing).

    BTW, wasn't meant to be funny! Just an observation.. Guns don't kill, idiots who have guns kill!! And since we can't get rid of all the idiots..

    Ohh.. I guess flame on
    Last edited by Fawlty; 09-30-2006, 12:00 PM. Reason: typo

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  • firetruckred
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    That is friggin hilarious! # 2 killed me! That was so bad. LOL. 1 thru 10 are true, that's what makes it so funny. 11 and up are good too. Well the smell one was just off, but typical. : )

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  • Co11FireGal
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    Heh...so most of those things...that means guns are better than guys too I guess?? I like my guns better than most guys...

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