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  • #16
    #24. If you don't clean them, they smell better.


    (Sorry)

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    • #17
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      • #18
        OK I needed to laugh .... did that a few times!!!!!

        Left off this morning at lvwrench's post so the ones since then that made me laugh out loud were:


        #13 You don't have to buy your gun a drink before you can play with it

        oh my

        and

        #24. If you don't clean them, they smell better

        Artie, Artie, Artie *shakin' my head* Too f'n funny though!


        OK most of them are all pretty funny LOL
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        • #19
          Yeah..........

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          I just did........
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          • #20
            Heh...so most of those things...that means guns are better than guys too I guess?? I like my guns better than most guys...
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            • #21
              That is friggin hilarious! # 2 killed me! That was so bad. LOL. 1 thru 10 are true, that's what makes it so funny. 11 and up are good too. Well the smell one was just off, but typical. : )

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              • #22
                Have you seen the size of my Desert Eagle..

                The most obvious one everybody missed is "because they compensate for little willy syndrome and give the gunowner an entirely unjustified sense of power" (pry it from my cold dead fingers sort of thing).

                BTW, wasn't meant to be funny! Just an observation.. Guns don't kill, idiots who have guns kill!! And since we can't get rid of all the idiots..

                Ohh.. I guess flame on
                Last edited by Fawlty; 09-30-2006, 12:00 PM. Reason: typo

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Co11FireGal
                  Heh...so most of those things...that means guns are better than guys too I guess?? I like my guns better than most guys...
                  I am with ya on that one. It apply's both ways. Look at Demi Moore : )

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                  • #24
                    Hmmm...

                    #26. With the flip of a switch you can make a gun "shut-up."

                    #27. If you make a joke about a gun it doesn't feel the need to defend itself.

                    #28. At least a gun can defend you.
                    Last edited by FTMPTB15; 09-30-2006, 05:29 PM.
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                    • #25
                      Guns are reliable ! And they dont get fat when you marry them !!!!

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                      • #26
                        I've always figured that people apply their own reasoning to what others do so does that mean that YOU cannot be trusted with a firearm?


                        Originally posted by Fawlty
                        The most obvious one everybody missed is "because they compensate for little willy syndrome and give the gunowner an entirely unjustified sense of power" (pry it from my cold dead fingers sort of thing).

                        BTW, wasn't meant to be funny! Just an observation.. Guns don't kill, idiots who have guns kill!! And since we can't get rid of all the idiots..

                        Ohh.. I guess flame on

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                        • #27
                          Actually, your comment maybe quite insightful... I honestly wouldn't trust myself to keep a gun in my glove compartment... (I used to drive 95... honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts). Guns are by design weapons of death... no ifs, ands or buts... sure you can use them for sport, but thats an offshoot of their intended purpose, maybe they'll help you defend yourself, but arguably statistics show unlikely... but to revere them... sorry, I think that is wierd (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

                          Sorry

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Fawlty
                            (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

                            Sorry
                            Bummer dude! Premature interjection!

                            It's okay...It happens sometimes.





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                            • #29
                              Really?I've been a gun owner for 22 years now.I've only had one time when I fired an unintended shot while handling any of my guns.
                              I've only had one self defense use of my guns but I've already been punished by the law for that.Next time,I won't hold fire when they run away after realizing that one 20 guage pump beats three people with a claw hammer and knives.That way,they can't hide their weapons and claim that I started it after they hit me in the head and blocked the exits.
                              I've asked these questions of people using stats and emotion to declare their opposition to gun ownership:
                              Are YOU so mentally unstable as to shoot the girl at the checkout lane at Kroger because she made a mistake in ringing up your order?
                              If you are that unstable,why aren't you getting treatment for your condition instead of telling others how to live their lives?
                              If you are NOT that unstable,what qualifies you to imply that I AM?

                              BTW,I have never gotten any meaningful answer to these questions.Mostly people say"Well,I don't own guns so they don't apply to me.



                              Originally posted by Fawlty
                              Actually, your comment maybe quite insightful... I honestly wouldn't trust myself to keep a gun in my glove compartment... (I used to drive 95... honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts). Guns are by design weapons of death... no ifs, ands or buts... sure you can use them for sport, but thats an offshoot of their intended purpose, maybe they'll help you defend yourself, but arguably statistics show unlikely... but to revere them... sorry, I think that is wierd (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

                              Sorry

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Fawlty
                                Actually, your comment maybe quite insightful... I honestly wouldn't trust myself to keep a gun in my glove compartment... (I used to drive 95... honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts). Guns are by design weapons of death... no ifs, ands or buts... sure you can use them for sport, but thats an offshoot of their intended purpose, maybe they'll help you defend yourself, but arguably statistics show unlikely... but to revere them... sorry, I think that is wierd (Btw, I do understand this is a humorous thread and shouldn't have interjected).

                                Sorry
                                I tend to think that comments like "honestly can say I've had murderous thoughts" to be wierd. I agree with you however, I wouldn't trust you with a firearm either.

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