Ten reasons men prefer guns over women

[Dave1983]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat."


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[MalahatTwo7]

Dave, Dave, Dave......

[superchef]

So I guess Hooters should hire women with big guns instead of...?

[cdemarse]

Im going to have to show that to my old lady.

[lvwrench]

tell us

Allright I love it. Now, tell us how you really feel about your wife.

[BFDNJFF]

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Thats the best one !


another could be ............ You Don't have to say Yes Dear to your gun !

[pkfd7505]

#11 Hand guns don't have in-laws.

#12 They only go off when the trigger is pulled.

#13 You don't have to buy your gun a drink before you can play with it.

#14 A gun never wants the remote.

[CALFFBOU]

I back all of this..."Man Law!"

[NYSmokey]

#15 A gun doesn't get mad if you leave the seat up

#16 A gun doesn't tell you to slow down when you are driving

#17 A gun doesn't say one thing when they really mean another which makes us insane

[lvwrench]

#18 Guns don't have headaches.

[BFDNJFF]

#19 Guns don't get PMS !

[RyanEMVFD]

#20 Guns don't care what they are wearing not take forever to get ready.

[RyanEMVFD]

#21 Flip one switch and they are ready to go.

[BFDLT32]

#22 Guns do not ask if they look fat

[NYSmokey]

#23 Guns let you watch football in peace instead of wanting to change the channel to Desperate Housewives!