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A. About 4 feet.
The Question is?
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Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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Q:How many ?feet/hooves? does a sheep have?
*edit* just got it on good authority (from a kiwi) that they in fact have hooves.
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What is Dolly Parton laying on her back???
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I would answer but I would hate to make anybody feel inadequate...."They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin FranklinComment
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Ohoo ohhh... I know Alex. How deep was the puddle that the car drove into, during the last rain storms in MD/VA?
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I'd answer but it would probably get me into too much trouble.
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Aw, now come on......I know you have a good one brewing.Originally posted by superchef I'd answer but it would probably get me into too much trouble.
My answer was already taken and I am not imaginative enough right now to come up with another one."Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers
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A. A very large Elephant.Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.Comment
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hmmmmmm....
A. The size of the sink hole that developed in the parking lot of the high school where we were doing aerial operations obstacle course training on Saturday..
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Ouch!Originally posted by captstanm1hmmmmmm....
A. The size of the sink hole that developed in the parking lot of the high school where we were doing aerial operations obstacle course training on Saturday..
You guys have to keep it going too by giving the next "Answer".
A. Cheffie, in the Kitchen, with a Carving Knife.
The Question Is?Never argue with an Idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!
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Q: What does a turkey's nightmare consist of?Originally posted by mcaldwellA. Cheffie, in the Kitchen, with a Carving Knife.
The Question Is?
A: Because they have four legs.
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What is she wearing?A. Cheffie, in the Kitchen, with a Carving Knife
A. I'm glad I met up with you officer, do you have tickets for the policeman's ball?09-11 .. 343 "All Gave Some..Some Gave ALL" God Bless..R.I.P.
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A: (to the first question) Mini-Me standing on a chair.------------------------------------
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Q: Son do you know how fast you were travelling?
A: 42"There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."
For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.Comment
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