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  • Originally posted by ChiefReason
    Hot off the call in line this morning, we had a lad call in with...
    hemmorhoids!
    Must have been right proud of them.
    CR
    9-1-1 would be the LAST number I'd call if I was in that condition.

    SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

    *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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    • Not at work due to a severe case of Rectal Glaucoma.

      I couldn't see my *** being there.

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      • Perhaps the little fella has that look on his face because he looked over each shoulder during the "Exam" only to discover that there was a hand on each one!







        BTW, Who shot the monkey?????????????
        Chief
        Wren Volunteer Fire Department
        IACOJ
        Southern Division

        http://www.wrenfiredepartment.4t.com/

        In Memory of:
        FireFighter/Pilot James Archer
        1946-2005
        "Rest in peace James, you now have the ultimate set of wings on you."

        Thanks, LeuitEFDems

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        • Originally posted by batchief99
          Not at work due to a severe case of Rectal Glaucoma.

          I couldn't see my *** being there.

          ROTFLMAO


          Chief
          Wren Volunteer Fire Department
          IACOJ
          Southern Division

          http://www.wrenfiredepartment.4t.com/

          In Memory of:
          FireFighter/Pilot James Archer
          1946-2005
          "Rest in peace James, you now have the ultimate set of wings on you."

          Thanks, LeuitEFDems

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          • Originally posted by arhaney
            BTW, Who shot the monkey?????????????
            I shot the monkey, but I did not shoot the deputy.
            SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

            *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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            • A new high...

              50 pages!!! Wow!

              I think I'll celebrate with some spam.
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              SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

              *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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              • peeling herself off the ceiling

                after she forgot they were doing the quarterly testing of the fire alarms this morning. Nothing like flashing strobe lights, LOUD alarms and a LOUD voice saying.. ATTENTION ATTENTION AN EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED (OR SOMEHTING LIKE THAT, AT THAT POINT I WAS ON THE CEILING!) PLEASE GO TO YOUR NEAREST EXIT AND USE THE STAIRS., DO NOT USE THE ELEVATOR...

                all this at 6:45 AM.

                anyone want to come help peel me off the ceiling?

                those things are bloody loud. They could wake up the dead.

                now back to our regular programming........

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                • Who or what are Fig Newton cookies named after?

                  www.straightdope.com/classics/a980508.html
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                  If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                  "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                  "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                  Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                  impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                  IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                  • Wayne Newton?

                    Sir Isaac Newton?

                    Olivia Newton John?

                    The Newton Boys?

                    The Earl of Newton?

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                    • This thread will never make it to 1000 posts, so if anyone has anything important to say, better get crackin' before the end of the thread.
                      There goes the neighborhood.

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                      • End Of The Thread?......................

                        Is the end of the thread anything like the end of your rope??......
                        Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                        In memory of
                        Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                        Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                        IACOJ Budget Analyst

                        I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                        www.gdvfd18.com

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                        • This is the end of the thread.

















                          Well, I tried.

                          Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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                          • I just can not bring myself to beleive there are so many thread killers here that this one has lived this long. Is this thread like Jason or Freddy it just wont go away. May we sing the praises of the person that brings this thread down lol.
                            Training does not make perfect. Training makes permanent!

                            IACOJ probie

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                            • "....This is the end, beautiful friend. This is the end, my only friend. The end....."
                              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                              • Perfect ending

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