Thread killer

[FlyingKiwi]

kill it quickly! It has the beginnings of a Career v. volley thread!

Theres a question for you.

Will this thread be killed by a person who is paid to do it, or one who volunteered to?

[chrnea]

Theres a question for you.

Will this thread be killed by a person who is paid to do it, or one who volunteered to?

I don't care what they are getting paid, I just want it killed.

[ChiefReason]

Are they just sick and twisted people that do it for no medical gain?

You have alot of nerve asking that.
Just look at the look on this little guy's face and tell me that he isn't getting an exam right before our very eyes.
I'm calling PITA!

[rualfire]

ROFL

My co-workers are asking if I'm having a stroke...

Nice visual CR.

I'll never look at PattyV the same way again.

[superchef]

I have figured out why we can't kill this thread.

[rualfire]

Its the MSG isn't it?

[RspctFrmCalgary]

This thread will never die because ...

Because, in my opinion, the whole point isn't to kill THIS thread, it is to admit that one has killed a thread, any thread, on FH

[Ladder8]

You have alot of nerve asking that.
Just look at the look on this little guy's face and tell me that he isn't getting an exam right before our very eyes.
I'm calling PITA!

PITA? = Pain In The A....?

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Randy! LMFAO!

[spearsm]

You have alot of nerve asking that.
Just look at the look on this little guy's face and tell me that he isn't getting an exam right before our very eyes.
I'm calling PITA!

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Oh SH*(%+, I can't breath!
ROFLMAO!

[FlyingKiwi]

It is Hufiaca all

The thread is deaud

The In fact if you blink and laeve it is t(ermunatud )(bIGUM UM WORD, SPELUNK)
count yous luky we dont do the damn 443 sSL certificumation thingy.

We wuld spend that much thyme ta figa waht(spelink) we sying it wuld be a woodun horses BUTT of a problum.

but we alls will jus Trojan on I spose.

[MalahatTwo7]

Could not resist....

[superchef]

since this thread is full of just about everything

top 20 excuses for calling in sick to work from CareerBuilder.com

I was sprayed by a skunk.


I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.


My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.


I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.


I forgot to come back to work after lunch.


I couldn't find my shoes.


I hurt myself bowling.


I was spit on by a venomous snake.


I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.


A hitman was looking for me.


My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.


I eloped.


My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.


My cat unplugged my alarm clock.


I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.


I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.


I forgot what day of the week it was.


Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.


A tree fell on my car.


My monkey died.


Kate Lorenz is the article and advice editor for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues. Other writers contributed to this article.

[MalahatTwo7]

My monkey died.

Maybe that's why we haven't seen Stayback in a while. That or else his two boys managed to tie him up and forgot where they left him. We haven't heard of any F1 tornadoes running through Stoneboro recently so it couldn't have been another "Stop Sign" incident......

[ChiefReason]

Hot off the call in line this morning, we had a lad call in with...
hemmorhoids!
Must have been right proud of them.
CR