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  • Originally posted by LEWTFL View Post
    Dead as a smelt.
    But... but... Harve said it wasn't.

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    • With due respect, he may be in error. Still waiting on the latest test results to determine brain activity.

      The threads'. Not mine.

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      • Nothing dead about this thread topic, but it could stand some kick in the seat to get it back where it once was.
        Stay Safe and Well Out There....

        Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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        • Gone the way of the Norwegian Blue.

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          • I remember this thread, this one is great I don't think Lose All Fires ever posts in it. Makes me like it.

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            • I think I'm gettin kinda rusty at this...been a while. Anyhoo....

              Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ stopped at SFO security

              A New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.

              Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

              “They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

              When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.

              Falcon said the delay was mostly amusing to him and only delayed him for about 5 minutes. He said it was the first time his penis had caused a security concern.

              “I”ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”

              Falcon’s penis has been reported as 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, according to Rolling Stone. He has been featured in documentaries on HBO and overseas and has appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Database profile.

              A spokesman for the TSA at SFO was not immediately available for comment. Falcon said the agents were “professional” about the security check.

              “It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.


              Not if that last line of text dont kill this thing.... it AINT GONNA DIE!
              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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              • That's enough down time for this thread. Change your clocks, save a thread.

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                • Originally posted by LEWTFL View Post
                  That's enough down time for this thread. Change your clocks, save a thread.
                  DANG!!! This one got just 3 months of sleep before someone came along and woke it up. Way ta go Lew!
                  If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                  "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                  "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                  Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                  impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                  IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                  • Threads, huh!? Damned if you kill them...damned if you revive them.

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                    • Originally posted by lewtfl View Post
                      threads, huh!? Damned if you kill them...damned if you revive them.
                      "...STAND CLEAR. SHOCK ADVISED. PRESS FLASHING LIGHT TO ADMINISTER SHOCK."

                      :d :d
                      If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                      "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                      "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                      Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                      impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                      IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                      • Record the time of death.

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                        • Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler described Daly as, "The fightin'est Marine I ever knew!" Daly reportedly was offered an officer's commission twice to which he responded that he would rather be, "...an outstanding sergeant than just another officer."
                          I think I can get on with those words.

                          or maybe:

                          "Nec Aspera Terrant"
                          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                          IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                          • and vermicelli!

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                            • Well Dang it Lew. Ya gone and done it and woke this thing up again! ahahahahaha
                              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                              • Couldn't let this thread languish on page 2, now could I?

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