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  • We had a truck sent "somewhere" in the country yesterday for.....


    Get ready.....


    Wait for it....

    A F'ing PARROT stuck in a tree.

    I might be slow but "THINK" for a second please!!!

    The F'ing things are born with big flappy things called WINGS

    The parrot will sort it out given enough time, even if he was born in Australia.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    • Please.....tell me you're joking!?

      Originally posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
      We had a truck sent "somewhere" in the country yesterday for.....


      Get ready.....


      Wait for it....

      A F'ing PARROT stuck in a tree.

      I might be slow but "THINK" for a second please!!!

      The F'ing things are born with big flappy things called WINGS

      The parrot will sort it out given enough time, even if he was born in Australia.

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      • Might have been a very sticky tree.

        What was the outcome?

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        • Originally posted by LEWTFL View Post
          Might have been a very sticky tree.

          What was the outcome?
          Knowing Kiwi, probably sent a big *** cat up the tree!
          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

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          • Originally posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
            Knowing Kiwi, probably sent a big *** cat up the tree!
            Either that, or flush the birdie with a little water from the 2-1/2" line at 100psi...
            I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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            • The last report I read on it they were just getting to work with an extension ladder.

              WTF???? Do you want the BIRD to climb down or what???

              "Yeah thats right Sir, we sit the ladder against the branch then we all sneak around the corner for 5 minutes, trust me he will WALK down on his own, I put some seed at the bottom of the ladder."
              Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
              Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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              • How many points for a Bump from page two and a week of down time?
                I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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                • Please don't scuff the chalk outline around this thread. We are still collecting evidence and it might be awhile before we move the body.
                  I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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                  • Breaking News:

                    A rescue attempt is being made to save the Thread Killers thread. Please report to the staging area immediately.
                    September 11th - Never Forget

                    I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

                    Sheri
                    IACOJ CRUSTY CONVENTION CHAIR
                    Honorary Flatlander

                    RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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                    • Originally posted by RspctFrmCalgary View Post
                      A rescue attempt is being made to save the Thread Killers thread. Please report to the staging area immediately.
                      Does this mean all SAR teams too? Is there any threat of being sued for this rescue effort?

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                      • It appears to be a case of neglect and abandonment. Who is responsible for this travesty?
                        I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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                        • Originally posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
                          It appears to be a case of neglect and abandonment. Who is responsible for this travesty?
                          What about this threads' father/creator? It's still just a growing thread and needs proper parental supervision.

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                          • 'Twas a time when those highly respected on the ol' forums would drop in, and chew the fat around here. I guess their lusts for killing has detoured them from this essential information junction. Poor thread.. It was just beginning to walk on it's own, too...







                            Anybody want to play checkers?
                            I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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                            • Sorry I'm Late............

                              I just got here. Been Tractor Pulling.......................
                              Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                              In memory of
                              Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                              Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

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                              I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

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                              • Harve, how's the tractor pulling business? I hope it's better than fishing. I hit a log last week and spun the prop hub on my boat, then found out last night that the prop shaft is running about 1/4 inch out of round after hitting that log. Must be my good luck kicking in. If only I could catch some fish, I'd feel better... Had a tournament that I could have fished today, but woke up sick at my stomach, and decided to take a break. Looking forward to next week, though...
                                I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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