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  • Mmmmmmmm, Fig Newtons!
    Fire Marshal/Safety Officer

    IAAI-NFPA-IAFC/VCOS-Retired IAFF

    "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
    RUSH-Tom Sawyer

    Success is when skill meets opportunity
    Failure is when fantasy meets reality

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    • And what is in a Fig Newton that makes them so innocent?
      When opening up the roof remember plywood comes in 4' X 8' sheets.

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      • "It was accidental?"

        I did it, but I swear it was in self defense.
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        • ................
          YGBSM!
          Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

          If all you have is a hammer, then your problems start to look like nails.
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          • I think that you may or may not be guilty of the murder of thousands of fig newtons as well jerry.
            "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

            For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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            • Why did the chicken cross the road?





















              To prove to the opossum that it could be done.


              (Or armadillo if you're of a more southwesterly persuasion - after all an armadillo is just a 'possum on the half-shell.)
              ullrichk
              a.k.a.
              perfesser

              a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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              • Who would of thought with all the thread killers here this would make 31 pages. Not me.
                Training does not make perfect. Training makes permanent!

                IACOJ probie

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                • This thread has come in contact with so many killers it has become immune.
                  When opening up the roof remember plywood comes in 4' X 8' sheets.

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                  • Mutated

                    Its not just imune... its mutated... its now a thread mamer... turning perfectly good threads into mindless drivle.
                    SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                    *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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                    • Yeah, Right..........................

                      Originally posted by ullrichk
                      (Or armadillo if you're of a more southwesterly persuasion - after all an armadillo is just a 'possum on the half-shell.)
                      ROTFLMAO!!...................
                      Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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                      Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

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                      • Originally posted by ullrichk
                        (Or armadillo if you're of a more southwesterly persuasion - after all an armadillo is just a 'possum on the half-shell.)
                        I have always heard that this was considered the "Texas Turkey".. .....anyways, the "Armouredgorrilla" has made its way along with the coyote to the east.
                        YGBSM!
                        Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

                        If all you have is a hammer, then your problems start to look like nails.
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                        IACOJ
                        Southern Division.

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                        • They've even made it into the southern part of Missouri and spreading north.

                          Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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                          • Is this the way to Armadillo?
                            Everyone night i been hugging my pillow
                            Is this the way to Armadillo?


                            ...or was that Amarilo? i forget
                            "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

                            For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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                            • We should see about having a movie made about this. I think a good title would be “Weeks of the Living Dead Thread”. What do you think?
                              Training does not make perfect. Training makes permanent!

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                              • Yeah... I can see the snacks sold there.

                                SPAM, Fig newtons, and oreo cookies.


                                Would YOU pay to see this movie?



                                (nice job on taking us to 33 pages)
                                SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                                *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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