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[MalahatTwo7]

Because I HAD TO!



We're getting ready to attend the Annual Mens' Christmas Dinner, where the Sr NCOs and Officers serve the Lower Deckers.



and maybe....



or...

[firecat1]

Cute, Rick.

[engine1321]

then ask for the operator to "Charge the line.."

How much do you charge it? We usually charge about $10...

[MalahatTwo7]

How much do you charge it? We usually charge about $10...

But how do you make the Line pay?

[rhvfd1214]

"Charging the line.."

When asked about filling somebody's swimming pool this past summer, (which we don't do,) I started to figure out the cost to the Fire Dept. in diesel fuel. It would have taken about three trips to the "water hole" back to the pool, and after considering the cost of the fuel this past summer at over $4.79 a gallon in a truck that gets less that 5 mpg, the person was less than enthusiastic about my quote. My usual reply is that our tank is not lined, therefore it rusts, and for the price of a few filters to clean out the rust from our water, they could afford to pay their own water bill to fill a new pool..

$10 dollars would have been cheap to charge the line!

[firecat1]

In all of its forms, water is trying to take us out!

That goes doubly true for the dehydrated, white, fluffy version of water. PBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[MalahatTwo7]

In all of its forms, water is trying to take us out!

Gee. I hope its a nice resturant. A crab shack would be nice right about now.

[MalahatTwo7]

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and
I'll pray for you.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of Farting loudly
every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell
would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was
concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to blast them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing
the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the
bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and
all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and
went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the
bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and
emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time
later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was
followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as
he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on
the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she
had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she
asked him what was the matter. He said, 'Honey, you were right.' 'All these
years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. ''What do you mean?' asked
his wife. 'Well, you always told me that one day I would end up Farting my
guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some
Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.'

[rhvfd1214]

I have no words..

[MalahatTwo7]

I have no words..

What can I say?

I am now employed at the Canadian Forces Medical and Dental School, where we train all our doctors, nurses, medics and dental dorks.

[firecat1]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard...

[rhvfd1214]

Please get off the floor! It hasn't been mopped in weeks...

[firecat1]

Please get off the floor! It hasn't been mopped in weeks...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[rhvfd1214]

Bass Tournament tomorrow!! Woo Hoo!!!









Holy Smoke, it's gonna be cold in the morning... 28* F at blast-off time..

[hwoods]

And.............

Yesterday's meeting of the Global Warming Society was cancelled due to SNOW! In New Orleans!!! Yes New Orleans, Louisiana.