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Hmmm..... the idea of Spam Newtons still haunt me.
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This ugly duckling has become a beautiful swan.For a minute there I thought you killed the thread!
Why would you want to kill it?
I knew someone who ate Spam once.
And didn't the monkey in "Indiana Jones" eat a Fig Newton and die?
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Holy crap!
How can this thread still be going? I done killed this a month ago.There goes the neighborhood.Comment
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Top Ten Reasons................
This thread is still going because:
10. It's trying to make it to the David Letterman Show.
9. It's trying to make it to the Jerry Springer Show.
8. It wants to outlive Spam and Fig Newtons.
7. It wants to outlive MiniMe.
6. It is waiting for the Fog vs Smoothbore debate to end.
5. It's waiting for GWCFI to Embrace the radical Left.
4. It can't decide which Lightbar would look best on a Toyota.
3. It has not had a Piece of Cake from Cheffie's Kitchen.
2. It's waiting on a Fire Act Grant.
And now, the reason why this thread isn't dead yet:
1. People keep posting on it.
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I think it has had some of cheffies cake, thats why its been slow lately, salmonela from the eggs in the cake.
Only joking cheffie, im sure it was that spam newton i invented
"There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."
For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.Comment
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Perhaps we should measure thread longevity in half-lives so we could compete with Twinkies, Fig Newtons, and Spam.ullrichk
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Now there is an idea. Would eating twinkies, fig newtons and spam make you immortal? Im sure if you ate enough of them, you would take on their characteristics. Such as living forever.
"There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."
For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.Comment
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Huh?..................
Originally posted by PattyV
Would eating twinkies, fig newtons and spam make you immortal?
Immortal? or Immoral?......
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Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006
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Good thing you said you were joking.Originally posted by PattyV
I think it has had some of cheffies cake, thats why its been slow lately, salmonela from the eggs in the cake.
Only joking cheffie, im sure it was that spam newton i invented
Since twinkies,spam and fig newtons are made from preservatives, I do believe that would make you an immortally spammed newton with a cream filling.Would eating twinkies, fig newtons and spam make you immortal?Last edited by superchef; 07-21-2005, 05:37 PM.Comment
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That's kind of hard to digest.
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So Jerry was that you perched atop one of the ladders last night on the news?
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For those who do not use search lol
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Re: Top Ten Reasons................
[QUOTE]Originally posted by hwoods
And now, the reason why this thread isn't dead yet:
1. People keep posting on it.
Are you sure?There goes the neighborhood.Comment
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Yes.Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
In memory of
Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006
IACOJ Budget Analyst
I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.
www.gdvfd18.comComment
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Its getting late and I'm tired... but this is just WRONG on so many levels... the mental picture isOriginally posted by superchef
Since twinkies,spam and fig newtons are made from preservatives, I do believe that would make you an immortally spammed newton with a cream filling.
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