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  • Originally posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    Where is superchef when we need her? I know she would have the perfect treat for a cat's taste
    I'm no superchef but hot sauce is great with cat if you don't cook it too much.
    ullrichk
    a.k.a.
    perfesser

    a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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    • Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

      "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
      I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
      I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.
      Those are my rules. Any comments?"

      His new bride said:
      "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
      Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
      Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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      • Originally posted by ullrichk View Post
        I'm no superchef but hot sauce is great with cat if you don't cook it too much.

        Cooked cat...NOT a good thing!!!

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        • Originally posted by firecat1 View Post
          Cooked cat...NOT a good thing!!!
          I know for a fact what cat taste like................Taste's like chicken
          Last edited by GFD748; 11-21-2007, 12:43 PM.
          GFD748 First in... Last out.. Everyone goes home.... Do the best job you can and do it safely

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          • Yeah.........

            Originally posted by firecat1 View Post
            Cooked cat...NOT a good thing!!!

            Better than raw Cat.................

            (Comment from the Road Kill Menu, page 184,876,904.3)
            Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
            In memory of
            Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
            Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

            IACOJ Budget Analyst

            I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

            www.gdvfd18.com

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            • Originally posted by hwoods View Post
              Better than raw Cat.................

              (Comment from the Road Kill Menu, page 184,876,904.3)
              Can I maybe get y'all to go vegetarian?

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              • Huh............

                Originally posted by firecat1 View Post
                Can I maybe get y'all to go vegetarian?

                In a Word, NO.
                Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                In memory of
                Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                IACOJ Budget Analyst

                I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                www.gdvfd18.com

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                • Originally posted by firecat1 View Post
                  Can I maybe get y'all to go vegetarian?
                  It depends. What do vegetarians taste like?
                  ullrichk
                  a.k.a.
                  perfesser

                  a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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                  • Uhhhhhh.................

                    Originally posted by ullrichk View Post
                    It depends. What do vegetarians taste like?


                    Yuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
                    Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                    In memory of
                    Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                    Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                    IACOJ Budget Analyst

                    I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                    www.gdvfd18.com

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                    • Originally posted by ullrichk View Post
                      It depends. What do vegetarians taste like?
                      Definitely NOT like chicken, I'll wager!
                      If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                      "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                      "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                      Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                      impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                      IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                      • I like to eat vegetarians.. Preferrably cows.

                        They taste like beef!

                        Sometimes, I'll eat whitetailed deer. They taste like venison...

                        Happy Thanksgiving to all !!!!!
                        I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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                        • And..............

                          Just a quick message to let everyone know. Thanks.
                          Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                          In memory of
                          Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                          Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                          IACOJ Budget Analyst

                          I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                          www.gdvfd18.com

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                          • Originally posted by hwoods View Post
                            Just a quick message to let everyone know. Thanks.
                            Ok... I'll jump in on the fly and say "You're welcome". Not sure what for, but You're welcome.
                            If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                            "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                            "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                            Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                            impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                            IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                            • Is it possible to kill the "Jokes Merged" thread?

                              If you bring nothing to the table for discussion, are you still eligible to win a door prize?
                              I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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                              • Originally posted by rhvfd1214 View Post

                                If you bring nothing to the table for discussion, are you still eligible to win a door prize?

                                It's called Pot Luck - If you bring nothing to the Table, You get nothing to eat. Meanwhile, back at the Roadkill Cafe...........
                                Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                                In memory of
                                Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                                Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                                IACOJ Budget Analyst

                                I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                                www.gdvfd18.com

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