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  • Originally posted by hwoods View Post
    Art??................ 55 is a speed limit. But, I'm moving faster than you, I was 66 last Thursday.

    Ian, Thanks for the laugh. As we Rednecks say, "Thassagudin".

    Rick, Coffee all over the monitor. Again. I need to learn to avoid reading Ian early in the morning. (Yes, 0900 is early, I'm retired.)
    HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY to you too Harve. Hope y'all had great BDays!

    Heck Harve, 10 AM is EARLY even for me, and I'm "Not Dead Yet". LOL
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    • Originally posted by hwoods View Post
      Art??................ 55 is a speed limit. But, I'm moving faster than you, I was 66 last Thursday.

      Ian, Thanks for the laugh. As we Rednecks say, "Thassagudin".

      Rick, Coffee all over the monitor. Again. I need to learn to avoid reading Ian early in the morning. (Yes, 0900 is early, I'm retired.)
      HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, HARVE!! Hope you weren't going so fast you missed it! hehehe
      September 11th - Never Forget

      I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

      Sheri
      IACOJ CRUSTY CONVENTION CHAIR
      Honorary Flatlander

      RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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      • And...............

        One Good thing about Ian posting on FH a lot. As long as he's on here, I know the world won't end today, since it's already tomorrow at his place.......
        Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
        In memory of
        Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
        Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

        IACOJ Budget Analyst

        I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

        www.gdvfd18.com

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        • gentlemen

          A very belated Happy Birthday to the Chiefs Reason and Woods.

          Ian

          Thaank you so much for the laugh.

          Your jokes are about the only thing keeping me going lately.

          And I agree with you Chief Woods, as long as we see Ian here, the world marches on.

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          • Well tommorow will arrive.

            The trees will go out (yawn, long bs story involving bloody fireworks and a knobber that lives next door to a pine plantation, yawn, think of looking at moron firing rockets beside a pine plantation then looking at trees and wondering aloud "the wrong barsteward is planted here")

            Have a happy day, if you can't, make a real good mess of it, if it is going to stuff up you may as well do it BIG.
            Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
            Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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            • Originally posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
              Well tommorow will arrive.


              Have a happy day, if you can't, make a real good mess of it, if it is going to stuff up you may as well do it BIG.
              Sounds like good words to live by.

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              • Amen, Brother Kiwi.
                If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                • changed mind, nothing relevant to say.
                  Last edited by superchef; 11-08-2007, 11:24 AM.

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                  • 'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'
                    ~ Jack Handy

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. '
                    ~Frank Sinatra

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'
                    ~ Henny Youngman

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    '24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'
                    ~ Stephen Wright

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    'When we drink, we get drunk When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!'
                    ~ Brian O'Rourke

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    'Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' ~ Benjamin Franklin

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'
                    ~ Dave Barry

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
                    ~Dave Howell

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

                    'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

                    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
                    ======

                    One of my personal favourites as found in a book I have on how to mix various drinks: "See the Show! Six beautiful dancing girls. FIVE fabulous dresses."
                    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                    • Now THAT made my day!

                      ROFLMFAO!

                      Well, off to my house's "pub crawl".
                      (Disclaimer: Off duty members only.)
                      Last edited by ffbam24; 11-09-2007, 05:03 PM.

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                      • Originally posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
                        WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ."
                        would this be for men and women???

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                        • Originally posted by superchef View Post
                          would this be for men and women???
                          THAT is 100% up to the individual in question.
                          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                          IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                          • Methinks if it is for both then one should read warning number 5.
                            Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
                            Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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                            • Originally posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
                              'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'
                              ~ Jack Handy

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. '
                              ~Frank Sinatra

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'
                              ~ Henny Youngman

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              '24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'
                              ~ Stephen Wright

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              'When we drink, we get drunk When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!'
                              ~ Brian O'Rourke

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              'Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' ~ Benjamin Franklin

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'
                              ~ Dave Barry

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
                              ~Dave Howell

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

                              'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

                              WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
                              ======

                              One of my personal favourites as found in a book I have on how to mix various drinks: "See the Show! Six beautiful dancing girls. FIVE fabulous dresses."
                              the first one is great about wine.nice!and the warning signs for this one,is roflmao.
                              "sauver ou périr"

                              "courage et dévouement"

                              2 french mottoes in french fire service.

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                              • Originally posted by superchef View Post
                                would this be for men and women???
                                If a man lost those items, I'm glad I was at a different party......
                                Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                                In memory of
                                Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                                Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                                IACOJ Budget Analyst

                                I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                                www.gdvfd18.com

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