Thread killer

[MalahatTwo7]

I have sent HotTrotter a message requesting he join this thread and give us his insightfull, erudite, pearls of wisdom.

That should do the job.

Kiwi, that is just MEAN.

[rhvfd1214]

Remthedays, I think you have a great set-up for chasing fish. I have yet to see a bass that would swim fast enough to keep up with those big boats. I would suggest using the trolling motor for longer runs, but switch to a push pole for the ultimate stealth in sneaking up on fish. You could always use a bow and arrow, and try a little bowfishing..

[MalahatTwo7]

pearls of wisdom

Seen on the opening credits of the Simpsons last night:

(see Bart at chalkboard, writing lines AGAIN)

"Pearls are not oyster barf. Pearls are not oyster barf. Pearls are not oyster barf."

[ChiefReason]

Tony and Chris were in a rollover last night.
Chris was in pretty bad shape, so Tony went around to his side and pinched Chris' nose together so he couldn't breathe and Chris died. Then Tony goes to Vegas, smokes pot and eats peyote and THEN wins big in the casino.
Am I the only one here who watches the Sopranos?
Man; this is some good ****.
Wifey is going to be upset when she realizes that she missed the grand finale of Survivor.
CR

[Remthedays]

Chief Woods,
I would be more than happy to send you some cookies. This particular batch is going to someone else.
(it's hard to resist a firefighter when he says please.......).


T.J- sorry. we can't let some probie come here and kill this thread.

Sorry Superchef, I tried.

By the way can you send me the reciept for Choc. cookies. I do not have one and am making some (cookies) for my son in Iraq.

PLEASE
Now, back to the tread killing.

T.J.

[Remthedays]

I have sent HotTrotter a message requesting he join this thread and give us his insightfull, erudite, pearls of wisdom.

That should do the job.

You probably added him to your buddy list.

T.J.

[superchef]

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[superchef]

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[Remthedays]

Thank you very much superchef. And I sent cookies last year to my brother-in-law when he was in Iraq. I bought a vacum type food sealer and he told me they stayed real fresh. Since it took about 10-14 days to get there. But I soon found out that you freeze the item first other wise they end up being flat as paper.

Again, Thanks

T.J.

[superchef]

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[hwoods]

Well...............

I have sent HotTrotter a message requesting he join this thread and give us his insightfull, erudite, pearls of wisdom.

As a FORMER friend of yours, I only have this to say to that....
&[email protected]#&%#&

[hwoods]

Yup...............

"I found your problem. It's the Boat. You have a BassTrasher, what you really need is a Triton. Say a TR22........ THAT is a Bassboat....."

I cannot help my boating situation. I am limited by budget constraints. However, my little Tracker has been reliable, and a great improvement over the 14foot V-hull that I had way back when.. Of course, it also has been trained to find Bass. This feat took several years of trial and error. Unfortunatley, it also knows how to find crappie, bream, carp, and snakes. In fact, snakes seem drawn to it. As are the occasional stump, tree, and rock. I am looking for a new boat, and have looked at a Triton TR19, a Nitro 482, and ProCraft 192.

IF you didn't catch that I was just messin with ya, sorry.... My son works for Triton, so I couldn't pass that up.......... BTW, Ranger says "We still build them one at a time" and Triton says "Not us, our Factory is bigger than that". I also have a Lowe John Boat that draws 4 inches, loaded. That is one for the weeds and the reeds..........

[MalahatTwo7]

I also have a Lowe John Boat that draws 4 inches, loaded. That is one for the weeds and the reeds..........

Chief, I didn't know a boat could float while intoxicated. And why would you want to be in the "weeds and reeds" anyhow? Thats just ASKING to loose gear. Might as well just ship your gear to me. eheheheehehe



Truthfully though I know absolutely ZERO about Bass fishing. Used to be pretty good with trout and Northern Pike (Jackfish to some o' you Northern Boyz). But that was way too long ago, now.

[hwoods]

Yup!...................

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Chief, I didn't know a boat could float while intoxicated.

Hey, You can do ANYTHING while intoxicated. Remember that famous Phrase, "Hey Y'all, watch this....."

[MalahatTwo7]

"SERVITIUM NULLI SECUNDUS"



ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this,when the lady got on the bus,I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"