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  • Whenever i think of jaguars i always think of that scene in austin powers when he gets in one and says "Shaguar baby, yeah!"
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    • For all you EMS providers out there..........



      **Note: NO fig newtons were harmed in this production.
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      impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

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      • testing

        to see if this will post. I seem to have lost the ability to post here (after numerous attempts to post a thread on my adventures down under which keep giving me the message that the server cannot be found.

        well, this posted but I can't start a thread. I don't know what the problem is (and I have tried from two different computers).
        Last edited by superchef; 05-26-2006, 06:11 PM.

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        • 5 by 5 Cheffie.
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          • Originally posted by spearsm
            Fig Newtons will temporarily stop a leaky radiator.
            And they will also provide traction if you are stuck in the snow and throw them under your rear tires.
            I was told that a guy in town who plows snow uses Fig Newtons instead of tire chains.
            Professor Midol replaced his driver side airbag with Spam. It provides enough cushion at impact and creates a delicious snack while you are waiting to be extricated!
            True story.
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            • Inquiring minds need an answer....


              1. How does he open the can?

              2. What cushioning can a can supply?
              Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
              Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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              • Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                Inquiring minds need an answer....


                1. How does he open the can?

                2. What cushioning can a can supply?
                I have no answer for Q1, however... on #2, I guess that would depend on how soft her can was.
                If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                • What would happen if he was to inadvertently use a can of Whop-*** instead of Spam?

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                  • Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                    Inquiring minds need an answer....


                    1. How does he open the can?

                    2. What cushioning can a can supply?
                    According to Professor Midol, the Spam is placed in the steering wheel into a receptacle much like Tupperware and the "lid", if you will, is the vehicle's horn. He states that it took several crash test dummies to get the proper velocity on the Spam.
                    I am told that these drivers side "spags" are selling like spamcakes on the black market in Third World countries.
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                    • Before you all jump down my throat, I did a search.

                      Where can I find information about de-energizing spam at an auto extrication?

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                      • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
                        Before you all jump down my throat, I did a search.

                        Where can I find information about de-energizing spam at an auto extrication?

                        First you have to scrape off the jelly to expose the 'meat' and then smother with the condiment of your choice. I use mustard (plain - yellow).
                        SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

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                        • What a night! First it started with a mid-afternoon call for a body extraction from an attic from a PD operation. Then, a fire after midnight where we pulled someone from the fire that had been stabbed multiple times. What a strange day.

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                          • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
                            What a night! First it started with a mid-afternoon call for a body extraction from an attic from a PD operation. Then, a fire after midnight where we pulled someone from the fire that had been stabbed multiple times. What a strange day.
                            Have they identified the body that was found in the PD's attic?
                            Was he looking for guns, confiscated drugs, SPAM?
                            Hmmmm.
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                            • It was actually the result of a shoot-out with the PD.

                              He lost. PD - 1 Bad Guy - 0

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                              • Just as a reminder to all of you out there, don't mess with snipers.

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