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  • Inconceivable!
    SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

    *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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    • "As you wish."
      If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

      "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

      "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

      Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

      impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

      IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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      • Bye Bye boys !!

        Have fun stormin' the castle!!

        Think it'll work ?

        It would take a miracle.

        BYE


        Click me
        Last edited by pvfire424; 05-18-2006, 10:47 AM.
        I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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        • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
          Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.


          Will you stop saying that !?
          I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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          • Originally posted by rualfire
            Inconceivable!

            Inconceivable !!! <<
            I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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            • No more rhyming.... and I mean it!
              SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

              *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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              • Originally posted by rualfire
                No more rhyming.... and I mean it!

                Anybody want a.......
                I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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                • Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
                  **ROOKIE slinks in wearing huge sunglasses and an oversized hat**

                  Is this where the thread killers meet?
                  Of course, I probably won't get a response...

                  Fig newtons; I have always wondered about them. Does the recycling logo on the package refer to the package or the newtons?
                  Probably a little of both. 1 cup paper, 1 cup flour, 1 tsp dried up figs=FN's.

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                  • Fig Newtons and Fruitcake are both recyclable.

                    Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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                    • Fruitcakes at the holidays and in the army.

                      Don't ask, don't tell.
                      SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                      *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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                      • Fig Newtons will temporarily stop a leaky radiator.
                        YGBSM!
                        Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

                        If all you have is a hammer, then your problems start to look like nails.
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                        Southern Division.

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                        • Proof That The World is Nuts

                          In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

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                          In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

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                          Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

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                          The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")

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                          There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?

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                          In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

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                          Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

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                          In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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                          In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
                          (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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                          In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Well... Not as great as Guam!)

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                          Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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                          Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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                          The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of ?) (Did the government pay for this research??)

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                          And, the best for last.Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
                          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                          IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                          • Note to staff.

                            All EMT's must be trained in both methods of "Turtle CPR"
                            Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
                            Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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                            • Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                              Note to staff.

                              All EMT's must be trained in both methods of "Turtle CPR"
                              What's the story about the two guys out for a stroll, when one get's "zapped" on the pecker by a rattlesnake? Something about "The Doc says you're gonna die......."

                              Although I suppose if some lady can do CPR on a chicken?????
                              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                              • This was sent to me from my Boss. I have however included the name of point of origin:

                                Have a Wonderful day

                                "SERVITIUM NULLI SECUNDUS"

                                Four Animals

                                You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!

                                A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

                                A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

                                The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

                                The little girl said, " A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for it all."

                                The teacher fainted.

                                V. Tyerman
                                Capt
                                D/WCompt
                                If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                                "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                                "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                                Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                                impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                                IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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