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  • The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
    Too good for him....
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    • Bin Laden, Donner party of four, your table is ready.

      Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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      • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
        Bin Laden, Donner party of four, your table is ready.


        Now thats FUNNY Other than it could be considered a slight towards the Donner Expidition.

        I wonder if he plays Peruvian (?) soccer? It was a Peruvian soccer team that crashed in the Andes in 1970 something....?
        If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

        "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

        "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

        Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

        impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

        IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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        • That Donner party is a pretty cold lot, ya know. They're probably going to have a bone to pick with you. . .
          ullrichk
          a.k.a.
          perfesser

          a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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          • Got this from a co-worker:

            An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a Nursing home.

            One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

            "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

            Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,

            "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences".


            The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

            "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

            But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

            "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"



            You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!










            "Well" he replied, "Today's the viewing."


            ----------------

            "If you start thinking about your career over your duty, it's time to get out."

            Navy Lieutenant Commander Charles Swift
            If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

            "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

            "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

            Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

            impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

            IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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            • Defiantly NOT P.C.

              A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

              The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

              The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

              The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

              The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

              " No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ***** is for."
              Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
              Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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              • Is it dead yet?

                Action here seems to have tailed off to nothing...

                Is it time for it to die?



                While I'm typing... Does anyone know how to get smoke smell out of stuff?

                I've got a leather belt and a cel phone case which were on my person during a recent fire which still smell like smoke. I used to have $45 which also smelled of smoke, but I spent them at Ikea.
                SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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                • Originally posted by rualfire
                  Action here seems to have tailed off to nothing...

                  Is it time for it to die?

                  While I'm typing... Does anyone know how to get smoke smell out of stuff?

                  I've got a leather belt and a cel phone case which were on my person during a recent fire which still smell like smoke. I used to have $45 which also smelled of smoke, but I spent them at Ikea.
                  Have you tried using skunk scent?
                  That should get rid of the smoke smell.
                  I have been away for a while. I thought the thread had gotten off-topic.
                  What is the topic?
                  Oh well; only the good die young.
                  CR
                  Visit www.iacoj.com
                  Remember Bradley Golden (9/25/01)
                  RIP HOF Robert J. Compton(ENG6511)

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                  • parting thoughts

                    What are the possibilities that when I get back from vacation, this thread will have died a dignified death? Try to behave yourselves while I am gone.

                    Is it Friday yet??????

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                    • There is nothing dignified about this thread...

                      Not Friday yet....

                      I hope you enjoy yourself.... Gone for a month aren't you?
                      SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                      *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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                      • Ten beautiful days. I wish I could afford a month in Australia. If I had a month and the $$, I would be going back to NZ too.

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                        • I wish I had a nickel for every nickel I've ever spent.

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                          • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
                            I wish I had a nickel for every nickel I've ever spent.

                            I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said, "I wish I had a nickel..."
                            CR
                            Visit www.iacoj.com
                            Remember Bradley Golden (9/25/01)
                            RIP HOF Robert J. Compton(ENG6511)

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                            • If you had a nickel for every nickel you spent, you would have had two nickels to start with. Consider, if you had invested that second nickel, where would you be now?

                              You'd be short TWO nickels instead of only ONE.

                              <------ WARNING
                              Dont look into the red spiral when reading this one... it might give you gas or something even worse eheheheeheh
                              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                              • Originally posted by ChiefReason
                                ... I thought the thread had gotten off-topic.
                                What is the topic? CR


                                What !?



                                This thread has,had a topic.... Where is my ibuprofen ??
                                I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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