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  • Originally posted by MalahatTwo7
    And thats why Mr Remington invented....



    So....tell me how many daughters did Mr. Remington have?

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    • Just the one, but she was a handful!

      Does anyone else have insomnia?

      Do you have a good remedy for it?

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      • Originally posted by LEWTFL
        Does anyone else have insomnia?

        Do you have a good remedy for it?
        I do...
        Sleep...
        Ambien also works well if you can get a full 8 hours....that's why my prescription sits full in the med cabinet...
        The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

        I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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        • Originally posted by LEWTFL
          Does anyone else have insomnia?

          Do you have a good remedy for it?
          Do you have a stokes basket nearby?
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          Never forget our fallen brothers and sisters.

          You know you're a female firefighter when you don't worry about your butt looking too big in your bunker pants.

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          • To sleep, perchance to dream...!

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            • Originally posted by LEWTFL
              To sleep, perchance to dream...!
              Most days I am happy just to sssslleeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp through the night.

              But with alergy season kicking in .... well .... ya.
              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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              • Seven straight hours of sleep last night!

                Unbelievable!

                There really can be better living through chemistry.

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                • is it time to go on vacation yet?????

                  Do you ever stop to wonder why????

                  BTW- Lew, I am happy to hear that you slept straight. Maybe it was sleeping crooked that was keeping you awake.

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                  • I haven't done anything crooked in years!

                    I always got caught so I gave it up.

                    That's how I manage to stay on as the department treasurer.

                    I've never lost a reelection bid for that office.

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                    • So, this is what 2500 looks like.

                      Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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                      • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
                        So, this is what 2500 looks like.

                        If this is what 2500 looks like, imagine 3000 Should we put up balloons and serve sqare cake?
                        If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                        "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                        "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                        Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                        impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                        IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                        • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
                          So, this is what 2500 looks like.

                          Timing is everything, JG.
                          Hey; since I got you on the phone, I read in the paper yesterday that you were missing some toilets AND a bidat? They were salmon colored. Police suspect an obscessive fan or someone re-modelling their bathroom.
                          Cool, huh?
                          How's the tye-dye business doing?
                          CR
                          Visit www.iacoj.com
                          Remember Bradley Golden (9/25/01)
                          RIP HOF Robert J. Compton(ENG6511)

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                          • What a load of crap! LOL!

                            Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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                            • OSAMA & THE GENIE

                              While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle along the way and picked it up.

                              Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

                              "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.

                              The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

                              Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

                              The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.



                              His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.



                              God is good.
                              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                              • Anyone from Rhode Island lurking about?

                                I'm going to be in Warwick next week and thought it might be nice to be able to take my grandsons to a fire station.

                                Any takers?

                                I went the RI state forum, but it was sort of dead.

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