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  • Originally posted by superchef
    pv-I hope you are enjoying fatherhood. These are the easy years.

    Objectively, I agree with you %100. however subjectively, its killin' me. I have to learn a way to hold her, that does not make my back hurt if I try to move. She has horrible gas that she can only move by crying mercilessly. And the sleep schedule, dont know when I'll get used to that ( and I have the easy part I only have the 6am feeding)


    As far a vacations go, I am just like that little kid on the Disney commercial......


    I'm too excited to sleeeeeeeep !!!!
    I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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    • Originally posted by pvfire424
      I'm too excited to sleeeeeeeep !!!!

      That is what the 14 hour flight is for. I can sleep on the plane. I am not flying to the other side of the planet to sleep. They have Starbucks in Sydney.
      And I am sure you are a great father. What till she is a teenager. Now those will be the hard years.

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      • Daughters- I can take 'em or leave 'em. I mean I take them, drop them off, pick them up, drop them off etc.....................
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        • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
          Daughters- I can take 'em or leave 'em. I mean I take them, drop them off, pick them up, drop them off etc.....................

          AHHAAHAHAHAAAA FOC-ROF-LMAO
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          • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
            Daughters- I can take 'em or leave 'em. I mean I take them, drop them off, pick them up, drop them off etc.....................
            That is two teenage daughters with two completely different agendas.

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            • You wouldn't be laughing as hard in my position.

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              • Originally posted by jerrygarcia
                That is two teenage daughters with two completely different agendas.

                No wonder you started this thread. You were looking for your sanity.

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                • Maybe I dont have daughters of any age, but I do have a younger sister and foster sister, plus we had an aunt and a female cousin living with us when I was growing up.... And being oldest, I got to do most of the "dropping off and picking up", once I got my drivers licence.
                  If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                  "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                  "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                  Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                  impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                  IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                  • Originally posted by superchef
                    No wonder you started this thread. You were looking for your sanity.
                    Sanity is no longer an option.

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                    • You've got 2 options.


                      1. Buy them each a car (they'll be 16 soon)
                      2. Find them nice boyfirends who have vans


                      Both will do wonders for your sanity.

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                      *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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                      • Originally posted by rualfire
                        You've got 2 options.


                        1. Buy them each a car (they'll be 16 soon)
                        2. Find them nice boyfirends who have vans


                        Both will do wonders for your sanity.

                        There's no such thing as a "nice" boyfriend with a van.

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                        • Sure will!

                          And maybe one of them will develop a lead foot and you , too, can have your auto insurance company drop you like a hot rock because of her!

                          Oh the memories!

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                          • I'm not sure I'm ready to even think about this. I've got two boys and two girls. I'm hoping that if I raise my boys right, they will be able to cull the prospective boyfriends with little or no intervention from dad. . .
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                            • Originally posted by batchief99
                              There's no such thing as a "nice" boyfriend with a van.

                              There is no such thing as a "nice" boyfriend at all to the father of a teenaged daughter.....and mine know it.


                              Tanker
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                                If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                                "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                                "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                                Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                                impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                                IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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