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  • Lew, take care my Friend. Stay safe.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    • Thanks.

      Sorry to bring this down.

      Can't let this thread go away.

      So let's get something light and lively going.

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      • SPoreo's

        No need to appologize LEWTFL....

        I've got a great idea.

        Oreo cookies with SPAM in the middle instead of that sugar cream filling.

        SPOREOS


        mmmmmmmmmm
        SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

        *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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        • Wouldn't those be SPAMIOS?
          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

          IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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          • The countdown to a beratement my superchef is on... 10,9,8,7....
            SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

            *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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            • Originally posted by rualfire
              The countdown to a beratement my superchef is on... 10,9,8,7....


              Yes, She has seen it. Now I knw why we drew the line between our borders. SPOREOS, SPAMIOS- That has to be the MOST disgusting thing I have ever even had to imagine.

              Lew- do not ever apologize for needing to take a load off your shoulders. That is why we are here.

              now forgive me but there are a few flights to book and some naughty Canadians that need to have their behinds smacked.

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              • Who can afford to eat Spam anymore?
                Have you seen the price of that stuff lately?
                When they going to start opening Spambucks?
                It never fails; the stuff we love becomes too expensive to enjoy.
                CR
                Visit www.iacoj.com
                Remember Bradley Golden (9/25/01)
                RIP HOF Robert J. Compton(ENG6511)

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                • And now for something completely different:

                  Just so everyone stays up on their current events:





                  The Euro English

                  The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
                  will be the official language of the European Union rather than
                  German, which was the other possibility.

                  As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
                  English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
                  Year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

                  In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
                  make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped
                  in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

                  There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
                  troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
                  fotograf 20% shorter.

                  In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
                  to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
                  Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
                  always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

                  Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
                  is disgrasful and it should go away.

                  By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
                  with "z" and "w" with "v".

                  During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
                  "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer
                  vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
                  understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

                  Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
                  ze forst plas.
                  ullrichk
                  a.k.a.
                  perfesser

                  a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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                  • I love Oreos. I like cooked Spam.

                    But the two of them together? Even I have to draw the line at that.

                    And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.

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                    • Originally posted by LEWTFL
                      And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.
                      Does the Canada Dry keep the Cheerios from getting soggy?
                      ullrichk
                      a.k.a.
                      perfesser

                      a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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                      • A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
                        "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

                        For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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                        • HAHAHAHAHAAA. And that would (have been) be my luck. Dont need to worry about that anymore.

                          **WWWHHEEEEWWWW**
                          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                          IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                          • Originally posted by LEWTFL
                            And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.
                            Wow, thats almost as interesting of a combination as french fries dipped in a Wendys frostie. (don't worry, I havn't tried it)
                            "In general terms, firefighting isn't always about putting the fire out; its about making sure anything else doesn't catch on fire. What's burned is burned. Once you understand this, your tunnel vision is replaced by effective strategy."

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                            • Originally posted by LEWTFL
                              And I eat Cheerios with ginger ale. But only Canada Dry ginger ale.

                              Would that be Honey Nut Cherrios or the regular ones?

                              At least that somewhat qualifies as something edible.

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                              • Originally posted by jmitchell
                                Wow, thats almost as interesting of a combination as french fries dipped in a Wendys frostie. (don't worry, I havn't tried it)
                                Back in the days when I was excited about working at Wendy's flipping burgers, I was shown the 'right' way to eat french fries...

                                First dipped in mayo, and then ketchup.
                                SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                                *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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