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  • Just before the tragic accident, malahat27 was heard to say "Hey, Y'all, watch this"


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    I.A.C.O.J. Firefighter/EMT-B

    "I'm gonna drill a hole in your skull and pump out all the stupidity"
    Gunny Ermey


    "Never underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"


    Humpty Dumpty was pushed

    Polishing the Chrome on all the IACOJ "apparati"

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    • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I LOVE cake! One of my 3 vices (along with donuts and pizza). Got a REAL cold, whole milk to go with that?
      Fire Marshal/Safety Officer

      IAAI-NFPA-IAFC/VCOS-Retired IAFF

      "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
      RUSH-Tom Sawyer

      Success is when skill meets opportunity
      Failure is when fantasy meets reality

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      • Originally posted by tanker5117
        Just before the tragic accident, malahat27 was heard to say "Hey, Y'all, watch this"


        No.. acutally Tanker if you recall correctly, I said:

        "Hey Tanker, hold me beer and Watch This!" Besides that, who'd park a Bison (or LAV25 for you US folks) under a Real Tank anyhow?
        If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

        "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

        "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

        Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

        impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

        IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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        • 15 Pages?

          I was bored at work. I actually got through 5 whole pages, before I hit the last page button....

          Egad.


          Its time.... for this thread... to... DIE!!!!!


          (I'd just really like fame of being the one to kill it)



          Move along... nothing to see here.
          SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

          *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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          • Im sorry i cant let you do that
            "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

            For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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            • And now for something completly different.................

              Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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              • ....And now a man with three buttocks:

                The Man With Three Buttocks sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus

                Eric Idle: And now for something completely different. A man with three
                buttocks!

                Host (John Cleese): I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who... (pause)
                Mr. Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were...
                (pause) Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe
                that whereas most people have - er - two... Two.
                Frampton (Michael Palin): Oh, sure.
                Host: Ah well, er, Mr Frampton. Erm, is that chair comfortable?
                Frampton: Fine, yeah, fine.
                Host: Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your... (pause) rump.
                Frampton: I beg your pardon?
                Host: Your rump.
                Frampton: What?
                Host: Er, your derriere. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.
                Frampton: What's that?
                Host (whispers): Your buttocks.
                Frampton: Oh, me bum!
                Host (hurriedly): Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Frampton, have
                a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.
                Frampton: I got three cheeks.
                Host: Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering, Mr Frampton,
                if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... (pause) a
                quick visual... (long pause). Mr Frampton, would you take your
                trousers down.
                Frampton: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me
                trousers down on television. What do you think I am?
                Host: Please take them down.
                Frampton: No!
                Host: No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's quite easy for somebody just to
                come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the
                botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.
                Frampton: I been on Persian Radio, and the Forces' Network!

                bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/monty.html

                If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                • Better get a bucket.

                  Thread Killer Extraordinaire!

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                  • For a thread full of professional thread killers, this thing just won't die.
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                    Never argue with an Idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!

                    IACOJ

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                    • why would we want it to die?
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                      "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

                      For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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                      • Wow, that was close. Almost made it off the front page.

                        Saved again.
                        Fire Marshal/Safety Officer

                        IAAI-NFPA-IAFC/VCOS-Retired IAFF

                        "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
                        RUSH-Tom Sawyer

                        Success is when skill meets opportunity
                        Failure is when fantasy meets reality

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                        • Sigh...

                          Oh well. If you can't beat 'em... Join 'em.

                          Does anyone have any good firehouse recipies they'd like to share?
                          SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                          *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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                          • 2 minute noodles never go astray!
                            Add contents to 200mL of boiling water
                            cook for two minutes
                            add flavouring
                            "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

                            For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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                            • I'd starve if I had to find something at home that measured in ml.
                              ullrichk
                              a.k.a.
                              perfesser

                              a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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                              • metric?

                                PattyV. Lets mess with them and give measurments in centilitres.

                                Quiz.

                                What type of beverage is dispensed in 35.5cl containers? (in north america)
                                SRFD905 - Serving since 1998

                                *~-|EGH|FTM|-~*

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