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  • From my Boss:

    Arcane Rum Cake contributed by Lord Winstrom

    1 or 2 quarts rum
    1 cup butter
    1 tablespoon sugar
    2 large eggs
    1 cup pecans, walnuts or almonds
    1 cup dried fruit
    1 tablespoon baking powder
    1 tablespoon lemon juice
    1 cup brown sugar

    Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Select a large mixing bowl, get the ingredients together, etc...

    Check the rum again -- it must be just right. To make sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 cup of rum into a glass and drink it quickly.

    Repeat.

    With a mixer beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of thugar and beat again.

    Better check the rum to make thure it is of the highest quality -- have another cup. Open a shecond quart if neccshish... if neccshish-- if you're running low.

    Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If the fruit gets schtuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a dragger.

    Shample the rum again, checking for tonscisticy, consticstistsney,... make sure it shtill tastes okay.

    Sift 3 cups of pepper or salt -- it really doesn't matter a damn -- and shample the rum again.

    Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice, fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add brown thugar or whatever the hell color you can find.

    Mixsh well. Grease oven and turn cake pan 350 degrees. I dunno why, its not my damned recipe. Pour the whole damn mess into the oven and bake at 60 degrees for 350 minutes.

    Check rum again and go to bed.


    MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    • Hey Two7 , May I use that ?




      * to send to others I mean, not the recipe. I like my Jack Daniels Pie better !!

      Last edited by pvfire424; 12-14-2005, 11:38 AM. Reason: trying to be funny
      I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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      • deleted by user
        Last edited by superchef; 08-15-2007, 03:12 PM.

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        • Originally posted by pvfire424
          Hey Two7 , May I use that ?




          * to send to others I mean, not the recipe. I like my Jack Daniels Pie better !!

          You most certainly may pass this on or use as you see fit
          If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

          "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

          "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

          Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

          impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

          IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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          • Two7 , I learned an important lesson today.

            It is: when sending passages with intentional misspellings, turn the spell checker off !!!

            It took me 5 min to ignore all the "typos"
            I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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            • You know that if you have the red lines, they wont be there when you print, and if you send it by email and they recieve it as a word document, they will just reappear when the other person opens it?
              "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

              For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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              • When I read E-mails with mis-spellings in them , I do not see the "red underscores", it is only when I try to reply with the original text or forward.


                I actually did not have to go and ignore each and every typo, I just hit cancel and sent it anyway. But that isnt as funny as having to ignore each one.

                Last edited by pvfire424; 12-15-2005, 02:58 PM. Reason: another non-intentional typo
                I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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                • Hey; go to the "Accidental Christmas" thread.
                  One of the characters is based on jerrygarcia.
                  Another is based on PattyV.
                  MalahatTwo7 has a small part!
                  CR
                  Visit www.iacoj.com
                  Remember Bradley Golden (9/25/01)
                  RIP HOF Robert J. Compton(ENG6511)

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                  • How about us poor scum-bums who arn't members ?
                    I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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                    • Originally posted by pvfire424
                      How about us poor scum-bums who arn't members ?
                      JOIN!
                      I'll sponsor you!
                      CR
                      Visit www.iacoj.com
                      Remember Bradley Golden (9/25/01)
                      RIP HOF Robert J. Compton(ENG6511)

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                      • what do you mean by sponsoring some1

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                        • Originally posted by JHawkins23
                          what do you mean by sponsoring some1
                          Look at my signature.
                          I have some pull!
                          And I wrote the story.
                          CR
                          Visit www.iacoj.com
                          Remember Bradley Golden (9/25/01)
                          RIP HOF Robert J. Compton(ENG6511)

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                          • female in distress

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                            Last edited by superchef; 08-15-2007, 03:13 PM.

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                            • I'd send you something, but it would be too long and the urge would pass....

                              The following is an email msg that came through the DFAIT system this morning, in response to a lighting problem:

                              We are experiencing electrical difficulties with our lighting system. The Physical Resources personnel have been informed and are presently trying to work out the problem. Hopefully the lighting system will be replaced shortly and the hall lights can be turned on again.

                              I wonder if the Dark Suckers are on strike?
                              If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                              "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                              "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                              Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                              impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                              IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                              • But, CR , I'm not crusty, I am not that old (34), and I am just barely a jake(in the fire service 3 years , Fire I & II only 5 months)

                                Is there a proby area ?
                                I.A.C.O.J. "The Cork"

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