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  • #151
    Originally posted by ChiefReason
    Some years ago, I was in the hospital and my roommate was an elderly guy, who had some sort of dementia.
    Anyway, he would take his spit and fashion it into a poker hand of five cards.
    I thought he was absolutely nuts, but the sumbitch knew how to play cards.
    He beat me everytime with a royal flush.
    True story.
    I have more of these gems if you want to hear them.
    CR
    Just what kind of hospital was this Chief?
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      • #152
        Originally posted by ChiefReason
        Some years ago, I was in the hospital and my roommate was an elderly guy, who had some sort of dementia.
        Anyway, he would take his spit and fashion it into a poker hand of five cards.
        I thought he was absolutely nuts, but the sumbitch knew how to play cards.
        He beat me everytime with a royal flush.
        True story.
        I have more of these gems if you want to hear them.
        CR
        Ever play cups?

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          • #153
            Originally posted by GeorgeWendtCFI
            I don't worry when I kill a thread. It only means that I was right and that no one has anything else to say.
            Try that here. I dare you.

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              • #154
                Right!..................

                Originally posted by jerrygarcia


                Try that here. I dare you.
                Jerry, let me know if he accepts your challenge. I'll sell tickets to that circus........
                Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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                  • #155
                    Which one?

                    Harve, would that be compared to a State Fair or a Goat roping?
                    YGBSM!
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                      • #156
                        Yeah, Right!........................

                        Probably right up there with the Goat roping.....
                        Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                        In memory of
                        Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                        Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                        IACOJ Budget Analyst

                        I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

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                          • #157
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                            Last edited by superchef; 08-16-2007, 03:11 PM.

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                              • #158
                                I like black forest cake myself. For a deep chocolate fix though, nothing beats one of those upside down chocolate cakes - I have a recipe somewhere at home for it. I'll try and find it and post it later.
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                                  • #159
                                    cheffie,
                                    I love chocolate and your cake sounds great, any possibility you could make it without the coconut? If so you could have a hard time pulling it away from me. Either way I want a piece.

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                                      • #160
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                                        Last edited by superchef; 08-16-2007, 03:12 PM.

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                                          • #161
                                            How about a fig newton or some fruitcake?

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                                              • #162
                                                They're Still Here.......................

                                                Fig Newtons are like cockroaches, they'll even survive a nuclear blast. As to the Fruitcakes, they are still posting here every day.

                                                (Sudden Thought #17,385,489.58 - Is Wayne Newton related to Fig Newton?)
                                                Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                                                In memory of
                                                Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                                                Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                                                IACOJ Budget Analyst

                                                I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                                                www.gdvfd18.com

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                                                  • #163
                                                    cheffie raspberries would be great with chocolate cake!

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                                                      • #164
                                                        Re: Huh??.......................

                                                        Originally posted by hwoods



                                                        Why would anyone Smoke a pellet? Oh Nevermind, I forgot. You smoked a lot of things in an earlier life.........
                                                        I guess I'll go smoke a chicken now.

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                                                          • #165
                                                            THAT should kill it
                                                            Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
                                                            Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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