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  • Training for Kiwi Blokes

    Subject: Classes for Men


    CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER - SIGN-UP BY October 5th

    Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each
    course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

    Topic 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray. -
    -Step by step, with slide presentation.

    Topic 2
    Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder? -
    -Round table discussion.

    Topic 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub? -Group practice.

    Topic 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor. -Pictures and explanatory graphics.

    Topic 5
    Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink? -Examples on video.

    Topic 6
    Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. -Helpline support and support groups.

    Topic 7
    Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down -Diagrams and floor plans available

    Topic 8
    Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. -Graphics and audio tapes

    Topic 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
    -Live testimonials.
    (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)

    Topic 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? -Driving simulation.

    Topic 11
    Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. -Online class and role playing.

    Topic 12
    How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. -
    -Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

    Topic 13
    How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late. -Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

  • #2
    LMAO!!!

    Sign me up for 2, 6, and 13.
    Never argue with an Idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!

    IACOJ

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    • #3
      Kiwi,you made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!

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