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My posts reflect my views and opinions, not the organization I work for or my IAFF local. Some of which they may not agree. I.A.C.O.J. member
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Co-author of the Second Amendment
during Virginia's Convention to Ratify the Constitution, 1788
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FOCRAROFLMAO!!!!If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination."(Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.
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A Kiwi meets an Aussie herding sheep in the Black Hills.
Kiwi: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Aussie: "Dog don't talk."
Kiwi: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Aussie: (Look of shock!)
Kiwi: "Is this Aussie your owner?" (pointing at the Aussie)
Dog: "Yep."
Kiwi: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Aussie: (Look of total disbelief)
Kiwi: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Aussie: "Horse no talk."
Kiwi: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Aussie: (Extreme look of shock!)
Kiwi: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Aussie)
Horse: "Yep."
Kiwi: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."
Aussie: (Look of total amazement)
Kiwi: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Aussie: "Sheep lie."Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
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***HELLLPPPPPPPPP I'VE FALLEN OFF MY CHAIR AND CAN'T FIND MY DRINK!!!
Thank you Kiwi, I rreeeaalllyyyy needed that 'pick-me-up', still wiping tears from my eyes.If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
"I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD
"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination."(Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto
IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.
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