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    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

    He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

    Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

    "Yes", whispered the small voice.

    "May I talk with him?" the man asked.

    To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

    Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

    "Yes", came the answer.

    "May I talk with her?"

    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

    "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

    "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

    "No, he's busy," whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

    In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

    Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "Me"
    NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
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    Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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    LMFAO!
    September 11th - Never Forget

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    Sheri
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    RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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    • #3
      lol
      I havent failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.

      - Thomas Edison

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      • #4
        LOL Ryan

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        • #5
          Oh, that was just too funny. I have a 5 year old and i can just see him doing something like that.

          I.A.C.O.J. Firefighter/EMT-B

          "I'm gonna drill a hole in your skull and pump out all the stupidity"
          Gunny Ermey


          "Never underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"


          Humpty Dumpty was pushed

          Polishing the Chrome on all the IACOJ "apparati"

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          • #6
            And I thought I added to my parents grey hair when I started medic school.... But that is a funny story.
            Heather Helm
            FF/EMT-IVT
            NREMT-I Candidate
            IACOJ Bureau of EMS Division
            Fraternal Order of Paramedics
            Board of Directors

            "It's all good"

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            • #7
              That sound like something my cousion will do someday. But still funny.
              No longer an explorer, but I didn't wanna lose my posts.

              IACOJ 2003

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              • #8
                lol

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                • #9
                  The truth can be funny when it does not happen to you!

                  A friend of mine was staioned in Germany for the Government. He was driving down the Autobahn (no speed limit) at 120 MPH when his 5 year old got loose & pulled the transmission lever on his Mercedes INTO REVERSE!
                  Can you say new tranny?

                  This was one week after the same kid pulled the entire tv/stereo system over.

                  The kid came close to being sold to the Gypsies!

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                  • #10
                    Great story, Ryan!! I can just see that happening.

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