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  • #61
    E40, apparently in addition to beating out all the guys in the eating contest, Sonya is also the only winner who has ever been able to FIT IN/WEAR THE BELT as well as win it!!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    • #62
      October 8, 2003 -- Note to pot growers: One Glade Air Freshener is not enough to mask the scent of 170 pounds of marijuana. A group of college students found that out when cops raided the drug farm they created in their Chicago apartment, where the temperature was kept at a stifling 100 degrees. "Once you got off the elevator, you could smell it. They put an air freshener near the front door, like that would do any good," Tactical Officer Jeannette O'Brien said.
      ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
      NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
      343
      CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
      LT. John Ginley Engine 40
      FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
      FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
      FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
      FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
      FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
      FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
      FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
      FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
      FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

      Charleston 9
      "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
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      • #63
        WHAT'S IN A NAME?

        Mr. Udink, You Can't Have That License Plate

        POSTED: 4:18 p.m. EDT October 8, 2003

        SALT LAKE CITY -- Dennis Udink feels there's nothing dirty about his name.

        He's trying to get a vanity license plate in Utah that says "UDINK." But his request has been rejected by the Division of Motor Vehicles because it's supposedly vulgar.

        Udink appealed and has a hearing scheduled for later this month. Now, he's getting support from state Senate Minority Leader Mike Dmitrich.

        Dmitrich says Udink is a pretty well-known family name. He added it's only offensive to people who make it offensive.
        Copyright 2003 by The Associated Press.
        If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

        "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

        "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

        Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

        impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

        IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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        • #64
          October 9, 2003 -- Turns out a dog isn't always man's best friend. Just ask Juan Evangelista Poot, who was shot in the back by his pet pooch. Poot, 22, of Yucatan, Mexico, said his dog picked up his gun and was holding it in his mouth when it went off. "Somehow the dog managed to fire the gun, but it is not like we will arrest him," a police spokesman said.
          ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
          NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
          343
          CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
          LT. John Ginley Engine 40
          FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
          FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
          FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
          FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
          FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
          FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
          FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
          FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
          FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

          Charleston 9
          "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
          *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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          • #65
            October 10, 2003 -- A German bar is offering women who want to shop without their partners the chance to park them at the country's first kindergarten for men. For $11.80, the Nox Tavern in Hamburg has boys' games and home-improvement coaching, as well as a meal and two beers for men left there Saturday afternoons by their bargain-hunting mates.
            ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
            NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
            343
            CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
            LT. John Ginley Engine 40
            FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
            FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
            FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
            FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
            FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
            FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
            FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
            FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
            FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

            Charleston 9
            "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
            *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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            • #66
              October 11, 2003 -- Here's a good reason not to get caught with your pants down. Dutch scientists have developed underpants - and bras - with built-in sensors that call an ambulance if the wearer has a heart attack. "They are so easy to use, the patients wouldn't realize they are wearing special underwear," said Karel Joosee, director of the Philips Research Laboratories in Eindhoven.


              two for one day

              Collecting pop-up toasters sort of makes sense - if you're used to dealing with people who've flipped their lids. Anyhow, toasters are what psychiatrist Kenneth Huggins of Columbia, S.C., collects. He has 650 of them. He also has toaster bird houses and a toaster weather vane. When teased about his hobby, the sensitive shrink's standard reply is "Golf - now that's weird."

              Last edited by E40FDNYL35; 10-11-2003, 06:21 AM.
              ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
              NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
              343
              CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
              LT. John Ginley Engine 40
              FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
              FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
              FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
              FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
              FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
              FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
              FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
              FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
              FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

              Charleston 9
              "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
              *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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              • #67
                "Excuse me, might I borrow your panties? I need to call 911"

                hehehehe *snicker*
                September 11th - Never Forget

                I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

                Sheri
                IACOJ CRUSTY CONVENTION CHAIR
                Honorary Flatlander

                RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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                • #68
                  Re: Dog sets grass fire

                  Originally posted by Lewie1
                  Backfire ignites dog, dog sets grass fire


                  The Associated Press
                  10/6/2003, 11:26 a.m. CT


                  CULDESAC, Idaho (AP)

                  Is this place a dead end, or what?? Stay Safe....
                  Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                  In memory of
                  Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                  Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                  IACOJ Budget Analyst

                  I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                  www.gdvfd18.com

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                  • #69
                    October 12, 2003 -- Authorities in New Mexico want to exhume the mother of Billy the Kid to put to rest once and for all any controversy over when and how the Wild West outlaw died. Legend has it that Billy, whose real name was William Bonney, was slain by Sheriff Pat Garrett in 1881 after a jail escape. But others believe Bonney escaped to Texas and died nearly 70 years later. DNA testing would show whether Bonney's mom, Catherine Antrim, was related to Ollie Roberts, who died in 1950 in Texas, and claimed he was Billy the Kid....now why can't she just lie in pease
                    ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
                    NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
                    343
                    CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
                    LT. John Ginley Engine 40
                    FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
                    FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
                    FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
                    FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
                    FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
                    FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
                    FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
                    FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
                    FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

                    Charleston 9
                    "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
                    *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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                    • #70
                      Read The Fine Print...........

                      My lovely bride pointed out that there are some real winners in the "Cautionary Notes" otherwise known as the fine print stuff that comes with any prescription medication. These literary gems outline the possible side effects of the medication. A couple of gems are: "This product may cause Diarrhea and Constipation". That's right, AND. Don't want to be around when that one breaks loose..... Also, you may find "Sweating and Chills" as well. My favorite: "If this problem persists, see your physican". Duh!! Stay Safe....
                      Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                      In memory of
                      Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                      Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                      IACOJ Budget Analyst

                      I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                      www.gdvfd18.com

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                      • #71
                        October 13, 2003 -- Exuberant guests firing their guns into the air at a Serbian wedding accidentally shot down a two-seater plane which was being flown by a pair of joy riders. The plane burst into flames and crash-landed near Kraljevo in central Serbia after being hit in the wing by a stray bullet. The men - who didn't have pilots' licenses - survived with injuries.
                        ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
                        NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
                        343
                        CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
                        LT. John Ginley Engine 40
                        FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
                        FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
                        FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
                        FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
                        FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
                        FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
                        FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
                        FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
                        FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

                        Charleston 9
                        "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
                        *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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                        • #72
                          Well,... I guess in Serbia, flying and weddings don't mix.
                          Chris Minick, P.E., Firefighter II
                          Structures Specialist, MD-TF 1

                          These statements are mine and mine alone
                          I.A.C.O.J. Building crust and proud of it

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                          • #73
                            October 14, 2003 -- Cops in Germany have nabbed an aggressive crow that's been attacking pedestrians by getting the fowl creature drunk on schnapps. "After its excessive consumption of alcohol, the animal lost its sense of direction and could be caught," police said. "It is now sleeping off its hangover at a local animal-protection charity."



                            Organizers of a haunted house in Missouri are in trouble with the law after including scenes of female witches kissing and a dominatrix using a whip. "The Mall of the Dead," is being staged at a shopping center in Wentzville, but authorities won't let the show go on without an adults-only permit from the city. Organizer Sheri aka
                            IACOJ Mistress of Dominatrix insists, "If it were a movie, it would be rated PG-13."
                            Last edited by E40FDNYL35; 10-14-2003, 06:42 AM.
                            ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
                            NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
                            343
                            CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
                            LT. John Ginley Engine 40
                            FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
                            FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
                            FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
                            FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
                            FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
                            FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
                            FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
                            FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
                            FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

                            Charleston 9
                            "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
                            *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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                            • #74
                              Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

                              I wasn't there I have witnesses! Or I'll pay to get some witnesses
                              September 11th - Never Forget

                              I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

                              Sheri
                              IACOJ CRUSTY CONVENTION CHAIR
                              Honorary Flatlander

                              RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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                              • #75
                                October 17, 2003 -- General Motors officials are hastily renaming a new car for the Canadian market after learning its original name has a jaw-dropping double meaning. GM changed the name LaCrosse after learning it's slang for masturbation in French-speaking Quebec. "I thought I knew every expression existing in the French language for self-gratification, including the crudest ones known to man," said stymied GM Vice Chairman Bob Lutz.

                                ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
                                NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
                                343
                                CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
                                LT. John Ginley Engine 40
                                FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
                                FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
                                FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
                                FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
                                FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
                                FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
                                FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
                                FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
                                FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

                                Charleston 9
                                "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
                                *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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