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  • September 28, 2004 -- Walter Breuning has taken up smoking cigars again — and couldn't give a hoot about health warnings. That's because the retired railroad worker from Great Falls, Mont., just turned 108. Breuning had quit cigars at the age of 99 because he couldn't afford them anymore. But when pals like Fred Aimi sent him boxes of them for his latest birthday, he lit up again. "At 108, they can't do him much harm," Aimi said.
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    FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
    FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
    FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
    FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
    FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
    FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
    FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
    FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
    FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

    Charleston 9
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    • September 29, 2004 -- Officials in Prague said their drive to attract blood donors is a huge success — ever since they started offering free beer. Busloads of Czechs from around the country are now turning up to donate one pint of blood — in exchange for a coupon worth two pints of beer and a year's subscription to a beer magazine.

      Beer magazine?
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      CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
      LT. John Ginley Engine 40
      FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
      FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
      FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
      FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
      FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
      FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
      FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
      FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
      FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

      Charleston 9
      "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
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      • September 30, 2004 -- The Mexican town of Atascaderos is looking to enlist an "army of cats" to fight an invasion of rats. The town fathers are asking locals to donate at least 700 feline fighters.
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        CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
        LT. John Ginley Engine 40
        FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
        FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
        FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
        FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
        FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
        FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
        FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
        FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
        FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

        Charleston 9
        "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
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        • October 1, 2004 -- Hot coffee isn't the only hazard at fast-food joints — a Chicago man calls White Castle onion rings "unreasonably dangerous."
          Echoing a lawsuit filed more than a decade ago by a woman scalded by McDonald's coffee, Michael Strauss sued White Castle, claiming he suffered "great pain and anguish in mind and body." Strauss said two years ago, he bit into an onion ring and "scalding hot grease splattered out and onto" his arm, "scalding and severely burning him," the Chicago Sun-Times reports. He wants $50,000 for "severe and permanent injuries."

          Taliban Warning!!!!
          This morning--from a cave somewhere in Pakistan--Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
          Last edited by E40FDNYL35; 10-01-2004, 07:19 AM.
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          CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
          LT. John Ginley Engine 40
          FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
          FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
          FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
          FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
          FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
          FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
          FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
          FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
          FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

          Charleston 9
          "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
          *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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          • October 2, 2004 -- Japanese guru Hideto Tomabechi has devised a cellphone ring tone that he claims can help boost the size of a woman's breasts. He says the tone, which he's dubbed Rockmelon, draws on his teachings of the "powers of cognitive science."
            ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
            NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
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            CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
            LT. John Ginley Engine 40
            FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
            FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
            FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
            FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
            FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
            FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
            FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
            FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
            FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

            Charleston 9
            "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
            *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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            • October 3, 2004 -- Two thieves got a taste of their own "money" when they passed $300 worth of fake bills at a Wal-Mart near Cincinnati.
              Store workers said a man who bought a DVD player and some movies last week paid for them with counterfeit cash. When a woman returned a few hours later to return the same items, workers recognized the receipt and gave her back the bogus bills. The duo later returned to complain about the counterfeit money, but the store told them to call the cops. Police are looking for the couple.
              ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
              NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
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              CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
              LT. John Ginley Engine 40
              FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
              FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
              FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
              FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
              FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
              FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
              FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
              FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
              FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

              Charleston 9
              "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
              *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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              • October 4, 2004 -- A Michigan rock band had the hottest act in town when the guitarist dropped his pants, set fire to his thong, then whipped off the flaming material. The cheesy act had Flint firefighters rushing to the scene and nightclub owner Joel Rash booting the band, Treephort, which he vowed has played its "first and last" gig. Bandleader Lee Satterfield insisted, "We've all done it from time to time. We're professionals."
                ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
                NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
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                CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
                LT. John Ginley Engine 40
                FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
                FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
                FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
                FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
                FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
                FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
                FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
                FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
                FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

                Charleston 9
                "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
                *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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                • Originally posted by E40FDNYL35
                  Bandleader Lee Satterfield insisted, "We've all done it from time to time. We're professionals."
                  Is that "professionally" or "criminally" Insane??
                  If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                  "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                  "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                  Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                  impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                  IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                  • Sex in a Bar Bathroom -- Is It Legal?
                    ROME (Reuters) - Making love in a bar lavatory does not
                    breach public decency laws so long as the door is shut, an
                    Italian court ruled on Tuesday.
                    A Swiss couple was accused of committing obscene acts after
                    the owner of a bar in the northern Italian town of Como caught
                    them having sex in the lavatory, Ansa news agency reported.
                    State prosecutors demanded a six-month prison term for the
                    un-named male defendant and a five-month term for his partner.
                    But Judge Luciano Storaci threw out the case, saying public
                    decency was not offended because the door was closed.
                    However, he fined the Swiss man 200 euros ($246) for
                    breaking the lock on the lavatory after he was caught with his
                    trousers down.
                    Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
                    Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

                    *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
                    On the web at www.section2wildfire.com

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                    • Drunk Dozes Off in Sex Shop, Sparks Alert
                      BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man got more excitement than he
                      bargained for in a sex shop when he dozed off in a video booth,
                      got locked in overnight and was mistaken for a burglar by
                      police as he tried to get out, authorities said on Tuesday.
                      "He'd had rather a lot to drink and had gone in to enjoy
                      himself," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city
                      of Mannheim. "Seemingly the effects of the alcohol proved the
                      strongest stimulus though. He fell asleep."
                      When the 50-year-old woke up in the dark inside the closed
                      sex emporium, he struggled in vain to get out, only to set off
                      the shop's alarms and alert police, who soon arrived.
                      "The officers initially thought he was a burglar," the
                      spokesman said. "But he managed to provide them with proof that
                      he was telling the truth."
                      Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
                      Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

                      *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
                      On the web at www.section2wildfire.com

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                      • Think he woulda learned?

                        Man, 72, Marries for the 53rd Time
                        KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A 72-year-old Malaysian man
                        married this week for the 53rd time and insisted he was no
                        playboy despite some marriages lasting just days.
                        Kamarudin Mohamad's latest betrothal was also his first. He
                        remarried his first "ex-wife" Sunday after divorcing her in
                        1958. She is now 74.
                        In between, he married 51 other women, including an
                        Englishwoman and two Thais.
                        "I am not a playboy. I just love seeing beautiful women,"
                        the New Straits Times quoted Kamarudin, who hails from northern
                        Kelantan state, as telling the paper.
                        He said all his previous marriages ended in divorce, except
                        his last wife who died of cancer.
                        Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
                        Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

                        *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
                        On the web at www.section2wildfire.com

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                        • Slip of the Dick.........Cheney

                          WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney probably
                          did not intend to direct millions of television viewers to a
                          Web site calling for President Bush's defeat but that's what a
                          slip of the domain achieved.
                          Anyone who heeded Cheney's advice and clicked on
                          "factcheck.com" was greeted on Wednesday morning with a message
                          from anti-Bush billionaire investor George Soros entitled "Why
                          we must not reelect President Bush."
                          "President Bush is endangering our safety, hurting our
                          vital interests, and undermining American values," Soros'
                          message said.
                          Defending his record as Halliburton's chief executive,
                          Cheney said in the Tuesday night debate that Democratic
                          vice-presidential challenger John Edwards was trying to use
                          Halliburton as a smokescreen. Any voter who wanted the facts,
                          Cheney said, should check out factcheck.com -- which led to the
                          Soros site.
                          The Web site Cheney had in mind, factcheck.org, was not
                          amused when the vice president proved that he was not master of
                          the factcheckers' domain.
                          Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
                          Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

                          *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
                          On the web at www.section2wildfire.com

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                          • SYDNEY (Reuters) - A vibrating sex toy in a rubbish bin
                            sparked a security scare and shut a regional Australian airport
                            for almost an hour, officials said on Monday.
                            An emergency was declared at the airport in Mackay, 500
                            miles north of Brisbane in tropical Queensland state, after
                            airport staff heard a strange noise coming from the bin,
                            Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio said.
                            "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started
                            humming furiously," cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said.
                            Police evacuated the terminal and were about to call in
                            bomb experts when an unidentified passenger came forward to
                            identify the contents of a package left in the bin.
                            A police spokeswoman said the package was identified as an
                            "adult novelty device."
                            Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
                            Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

                            *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
                            On the web at www.section2wildfire.com

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                            • October 8, 2004 -- Arkansas firefighters teaching kids about fire safety ended up doing the exact opposite — torching a nearby house and killing a dog. The disaster occurred when members of the Magnolia Fire Department lit up a "demonstration house," which collapsed and hit a power line, which, in turn, smashed into a private home.
                              ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
                              NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
                              343
                              CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
                              LT. John Ginley Engine 40
                              FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
                              FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
                              FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
                              FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
                              FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
                              FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
                              FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
                              FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
                              FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

                              Charleston 9
                              "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
                              *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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                              • October 8, 2004 -- Don't pour gasoline down your toilet! That's the $75,000 lesson a Salt Lake City man learned when he found fuel leaking from his car, caught it in a bucket, and flushed it down the john. The pilot light of his water heater ignited the fumes, blowing up the porcelain toilet and setting the house on fire.
                                ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
                                NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
                                343
                                CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
                                LT. John Ginley Engine 40
                                FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
                                FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
                                FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
                                FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
                                FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
                                FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
                                FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
                                FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
                                FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

                                Charleston 9
                                "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
                                *******************CLICK HERE*****************

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