Well, no....not in the "marriage" sense of the word...it's more like the "Ed Norton" sense!

EDMONTON (CP) - They were walking together, as they had so many
times before, taking a late-night short cut across a grassy field
to get home from a sports bar.
Then one of two men suddenly vanished.
"I was walking right beside him and we were talking, and then
the next thing I know he's gone," said Ryan Wilson.
Wilson's friend, Jeff Puder, 25, fell down a 32-metre deep shaft
- the height of a nine-storey building - in the early morning
darkness Tuesday.
"And I could kind of hear him going down, down, down, eh? And I
just freaked," Wilson said.
The manhole cover for the shaft, which leads to Edmonton's main
storm sewer tunnel, was lying beside the hole.
"I looked down and he was gone. And it sounded like he was
really, really deep - I didn't know how deep he was," Wilson
Wilson peered into the hole but saw nothing but black. He
shouted and Puder yelled back.
"He was pretty scared. He was in so much pain, and I couldn't
do a thing about it," Wilson said.
Wilson ran to Puder's townhouse, told another friend call 911,
then they raced back to the shaft.
Puder's pleas for help were echoing off the sides of the shaft.
"He was saying, `Get help,' and `I can't hold on,"' Wilson
"And I was saying, `Buddy, you can do it. Help is on the
Eight firefighters set up a rope-and-pulley system, suspended
from a metal tripod over the narrow shaft, said Capt. Dave
Firefighter Russ Kocuper, the leanest of the bunch at six feet
tall and 175 pounds, was lowered down the shaft, which is only 60
centimetres wide.
Fifteen metres down, Kocuper lost radio contact with
firefighters on the surface. The shaft was so deep that more rope
had to be added to permit the descent.
"It was like being in a small, cold cave all the way down,"
Kocuper said. "It seemed like it was going down forever and ever
and when I finally reached the bottom, he was alive. I was just
He found Puder lying on his stomach in a half-metre deep stream
of water, holding his head out of the water with one arm.
"He just kept telling me how he wanted to get out of that
situation, how he had enough, how he wanted to leave," Kocuper
Kocuper comforted Puder, then helped him into a safety harness
before manoeuvring him from the chamber back up into the shaft.
Then he clipped himself back into the rope system and yelled for
them to be pulled up.
Puder was in stable condition Tuesday afternoon, said a Capital
Health spokesman.
Leah Evans, Puder's girlfriend, said he had surgery for serious
fractures to his legs and spine.
Pointon said Puder could have drowned if he had been knocked
unconscious. His "stocky" build, especially his well-developed
upper body, also helped, Pointon said.
"He's a big boy, and that's what saved him. (The shaft) was a
tight fit, so he kind of rattled all the way down. It injured him
but it saved his life."
City workers have locked the 90-kilogram manhole cover in place
and police are investigating why the cover was off. (Edmonton

(Copyright 2003 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

For you youngsters....Ed Norton appeared with Ralph Kramden in the "Honeymooners" TV show....(1955) and worked in the sewers of NYC.