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  • Darwin Awards...continued.

    Da Da dee...da da DUMB!
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    OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - A note to all job
    seekers: you know that your employment interview did not go
    well when your prospective boss calls the police in to arrest
    you.
    Anthony Kaleb Phillips, 20 was hauled away from an
    interview for a job with a construction company in Stillwater,
    Oklahoma last week after employees recognized the job applicant
    as the person seen on a surveillance videotape robbing the same
    business just one day before, police said on Monday.
    Phillips is expected to be arraigned this week on burglary
    charges for stealing a $100 tool from the construction company
    and about $1,000 worth of items from an employee's car parked
    at the office, court officials said.
    "When he went out there to apply for the job, there was no
    one there. So he just helped himself to some items and left,"
    said Payne County Undersheriff Kenneth Willerton. "However, he
    was caught on videotape."
    A day after the robbery, Phillips applied for a job with
    the construction company, and was arrested. Needless to say, he
    didn't get the job.
    Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
    Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

    *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
    On the web at www.section2wildfire.com

  • #2
    You know, thousands of years ago, natural selection weeded out the stupid animals before they could reproduce. Thanks to technology, that no longer happens. Now it seems that only stupid people are breeding....

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    • #3
      Thats because the educated ones are working two jobs or one job 60 hours a week and are to tired to breed!

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      • #4
        So did he get the job??
        I havent failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.

        - Thomas Edison

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        • #5
          "Hey boss, I have all these new tools we can use, and they already have your logo!"
          ~Kevin
          Firefighter/Paramedic
          --^v--^v--^v--^v--
          Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong
          Dennis Miller

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          • #6
            Another winner......

            BOSTON, Aug 8 (Reuters) - A former New Hampshire police
            officer was arrested on Friday in connection with a bank heist
            in which the getaway vehicle turned out to be none other than
            one of the town's squad cars.
            Gary Sahlin, 26, was arrested in Florida, where he now
            lives, and charged with robbing a Fleet Bank branch in
            Manchester, New Hampshire, on Wednesday. Sahlin had been a
            police dispatcher in Manchester until he resigned early last
            month.
            Police said the getaway vehicle was one of their own cars.
            "We noticed one of our police cruisers was missing just
            before we got the call about the bank robbery, where witnesses
            said they saw one of our cars speeding away with the lights
            flashing," said Sgt. Mark Fowke, a spokesman for the Manchester
            police department.
            Manchester is a city of 100,000 north of Boston. Its police
            force owns more than two dozen cars, Fowke said.
            Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
            Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

            *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
            On the web at www.section2wildfire.com

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            • #7
              Did crime pay?

              I assume as these events happened in America the guilty parties were able to sue somebody for heaps of money? One-- the stuff the first guy stole was a blatant entrapment--items were onshow ,(but no witness's)thereby enticing him to steal it. The second incident with the police cruiser-a stress related P.M.T "flashback" to a job that did not allow his full potential to emerge--or some such "Psychobabble" . Truly the Lunatics are running the Asylum
              "If you thought it was hard getting into the job--wait until you have to hang the "fire gear"up and walk away!"
              Harry Lauder 1981.Me on the left!

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