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Rules of Life...
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY:
If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel
happy to be on your way.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
left them to where you can't find them.
Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not
be evenly distributed.
Some more deep thoughts...
If Men wrote the Rules
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days
PS. George if you are reading this.. SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY:
If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel
happy to be on your way.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
left them to where you can't find them.
Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not
be evenly distributed.
Some more deep thoughts...
If Men wrote the Rules
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days
PS. George if you are reading this.. SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humour is more valuable than complaints!
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