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  • Rules of Life...

    Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

    Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

    It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

    Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

    If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY:

    If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

    The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
    appreciates how difficult it was.

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
    to others.

    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
    average man can see better than he can think.

    Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
    criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.

    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel
    happy to be on your way.

    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on

    Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
    left them to where you can't find them.

    Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not
    be evenly distributed.

    Some more deep thoughts...

    If Men wrote the Rules

    Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

    Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived

    Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days

    PS. George if you are reading this.. SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #2
    Re: Rules of Life...

    Originally posted by superchef

    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

    Rats...I checked "Male".
    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

    I.A.C.O.J. Safety/Traffic Control Officer


    "Who's Who Among American Teachers" - 2005, 2006 Honoree


    • #3

      Very good

      If you don't respond.....who will

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      • #4

        What was the question again?????
        09-11 .. 343 "All Gave Some..Some Gave ALL" God Bless..R.I.P.
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        • #5
          The question was "Oh Webteam, please delete this thread" I had a brief moment of lack of caffine and realized after posting it that it was a bit stupid but it will not let me delete it. I am off to hide in the fog.


          • #6
            Sorta defeats the theory that BIG BROTHER is always watching, eh? Humour is more valuable than complaints!
            Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong
            Dennis Miller


            • #7
              Back in high school I had a drafting teacher tell me that it is normal and accepted to talk to yourself. He went on to say, it is when you begin to answer yourself that the condition insanity has set in.
              My question is how crazy am I if I can sit in a room and eat dinner with me, myself and I and have a very stimulating conversation with each person?



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